You have a slave

[Mint Rubber]

This thread is disturbing.

On a side note I claim the first person to post below me.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

Also loving how everyone is assuming BDSM subs are like that 24/7.

Some are. Some act like children 24/7. Some act like animals 24/7. For some, it's not even roleplaying; it's their lifestyle.

I'm not even joking.

 

[Guffe]

Scarlett Johannson!

So she can make me lots of money with her acting career of course....

and ninjad' in evey way possible at first post... This isn't funny...

 

[The Night Angel]

I think slavery is completely wrong, but for the sake of the thread, I'll pick someone. As I'm not desperate enough to enslave someone just for sex, I'll say Bill O'Reilly, just so I could make him go door to door around the planet apologising for his continuing existence.

 

[manic_depressive13]

What's the point of adding that we don't get their money/assets? Surely we could just order them to give us their stuff, couldn't we?

I would enslave someone in power and rule their country from the shadows. Maybe Hu Jintao. China seems like a good place to start if I am to achieve world domination.

 

[Mr Cwtchy]

I have to LAWL at the anti-slavery campaigners in this thread.

Anywho, as far as sex slaves go, frankly I'd rather be the slave. >.>
That said, Emma Watson.. Mmmmmm.

 

[Bassanova]

Chris Dodd. I say the word, he stands against SICPA. Pure Awesomeness.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

That said, Emma Watson.. Mmmmmm.

Hey, she's my *****! Hands off her!

 

[lacktheknack]

My sister, then immediately release her (I chose my sister because she's closest to me right now, and thus would be inconvenienced the least).

 

[II2]

Oh ye of little vision. I'd enslave someone fortune 500 wealthy and have an indentured angel investor and ancillary bank account so long as they lived. With such power of money I could DO things, MAKE things...

Solve Media: King Arthur

 

[zehydra]

Myself, and hand myself over to a hot girl

I'm YOOOOUUUUURRRRSSSS

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Scarlett Johannson!

So she can make me lots of money with her acting career of course....

After 2 hours of her ass in my face with an added dimension, I concur!

Or you know, Cobbie Smulders, she's a good actor :3

 

[guitarsniper]

I'd go with Glenn Beck, and then basically make him retract every position he's ever taken in the past 10 years or so and start just horribly mocking the Far Right on his program.

 

[Twilight_guy]

No one. Slavery is a travesty. That's like saying I get one free murder. The idea is awful.

 

[FoolKiller]

Chris Brown. So I can beat him senseless for hospitalizing Rihanna.

 

[Zen Toombs]

Daystar Clarion [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion]

I could use his forum popularity as a conduit to further my nefarious goals! MUWAHAHAHAHA!

Congratulations, you have found the correct answer. This thread is complete, you may all go in piece.

OT: I'd probably either pick the first person I saw and set them free OR find a nice, intelligent sub boy or girl.

 

[OneCatch]

I'd go with Glenn Beck, and then basically make him retract every position he's ever taken in the past 10 years or so and start just horribly mocking the Far Right on his program.

This, so much this. I'd go as far as make him join the US Communist Party, and spend every waking minute writing and making speeches about how rugged individualism is wrong, big government is great, and, just for kicks, how awesome the Occupy Wall St protests are.

Speaking of right wing commentators, we could always make Rush Limbaugh go work for Planned Parenthood instead...

 

[Bloodstain]

Probably one of those I mentioned here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.353179-Celebrity-crushes#14015326].

Or maybe the dictator of any one country. My own personal country? Oh yeah. Not too hot a climate, though, please.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

A hot actress (Natalie Portman, Tina Fey, Jennifer Aniston, etc.) would be awesome and all but I'd go for Morgan Freeman... I'd make him narrate my every move...



... From what I can see there is no mention of Megan Fox on this forum, have people FINALLY stopped caring?

 

[ElPatron]

I don't get this thread. So you mean you are NOT supposed to have a slave?

I've dun goof'ed.