You have been sentenced to die... No really..

[Neo10101]

I would say a shot to the head while I'm sleeping in the middle of the night on a completely random day throughout the next year, so I will never know when my last night is and one night I just won't wake up. Oh, and the night before whatever night it is they (without my knowledge) add a sedative to my meal.

 

[liquidsolid]

Morphine overdose, Sigmund Freud style.

That is not only my choice for being sentenced to death, that is also my choice for dying. Disregard natural causes, acquire morphine.

 

[Jeff Loper]

Walking through this thing might not be so bad.

[http://harrypotter.wikia.com/index.php?title=Death_Chamber&image=Death_Chamber_1-jpg]

 

[veloper]

Death by nuclear explosion then, say a 10 megaton yield.

Going out with a bang as it were.

 

[Spartan448]

Being pushed off a very high tower with now parachute.








(And with a bale of hay at the bottom. SUCKERS!!!!)

 

[l3o2828]

If i had to choose someone elses : Death by Boku No Pico. (DO NOT GOOGLE THIS IF YOU ARE NOT WELL OVER 18!)

As for mine: Guillotine sounds painless and quick enough.

 

[retyopy]

Death by extreme dragon-ing.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

death by snu-snu?

Dude that would be wayyy too painful, fun at first , until you get your pelvis crushed .

dm;hs

Anyways I would go with jumping. I would have to find one hell of a thing to jump off. (that or death by snu-snu (not giant women)).

edit:

Hara kiri: snu snu edition, you have a shit load of snu snu and after a while a samurai chops off your head. There, best way to die.

 

[OctoH]

They will give me whatever firearms (small-arms) I wish, and then I will have to make a last stand against everyone they can send against me. I find that to be an appropriate way of dying.

 

[Alpha Maeko]

Pull the plug so I can wake up from the Matrix o:::

 

[Siege_TF]

Nuke, close to the alaska-yukon border. I want to see some entertainment from you mortals while I'm on the other side!

 

[Jegsimmons]

i get to choose huh?

OK, death by exhaustion from sex with the judge's and jurors' wives (unless they are already female, in which case....them)
that way i get the last laugh!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!


i mean how big of a fuck you can you get?

 

[Jovip]

My last meal? an all you can eat buffet. With a bucket. it's sick but i can keep on going until i have to sleep, and since i'm a very terrible insomniac that might just be a few days. And if i can't manage a knife secretly, stab everyone who's holding me and escape to....(i'm in canada) SOMEWHERE with a boat. i guess i'll just take military conscription, wait that doesn't work?.... oh ok physically being put to death not mentally. um Whatever poison romeo and juliet used, seriously that shit was fast and seemed mostly painless, so yea let's go with that.

 

[Jovip]

i get to choose huh?

OK, death by exhaustion from sex with the judge's and jurors' wives (unless they are already female, in which case....them)
that way i get the last laugh!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!


i mean how big of a fuck you can you get?

Could get bigger if you got them pregnant and you convinced them to keep the child.

 

[Hasido]

find that rollercoaster designed to kill you with euphoria.

 

[Smurf McSmurfington]

death by snu-snu?

The best answer there is to said question.

 

[soes757]

I don't care how I die, but I want it to be on international tv and to have it spark WW3 because of how cruel it was.
Also, America loses and is taken over by aliens.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Firing sqaud. With the stiulation that I be standing, facing them, unblindfolded, and I be allowed to yell "Hit me motherfuckers!" before they shoot. Oh, and I want ALL the guns loaded. None of that "some of them fire blacks" shit.

 

[Steve Dark]

One way mission to mars. I might die, but I'll go down in history at the least.

Well, either that or frozen to death, and then kept that way till the law changes to make me innocent and technology is advanced enough to bring me back!

 

[vivster]

yep death by snusnu... not the crushing kind though
i'd rather have my penis just fall off than to be crushed