You have just been married...

[Dr. wonderful]

I'm married to My lightside female Exile?

...

Alright let's curbstomp some sith fuckers.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I'm married to Cole Magrath (inFamous 2)

The marriage isn't working out, there just isn't the spark there used to be!!

Either this, or Battlefield 2's protagonist (haven't played the story yet, so I don't know who that is). Either way, I'm apparently gay ... who'd've thunk it?

EDIT: In retrospect, Cole sucks as a partner in all butthe weirdest circumstances, regardless of his personality and karma. If he is good, he dies (mine was good), if he is bad, there is a 99.9% chance that he kills you (1 in 1000 people are apparently conduits). So no matter how gay he is, how good he is in bed, how funny or charming he is, etc, the relationship will fail 99.9%-100% of the time.

 

[tehweave]

Issac Clarke. Keeps talking about his ex who keeps appearing as a ghost.

Thinking of a divorce.

 

[Denamic]

Diablo 2 sorceress?
That's okay, I guess.

 

[Saluki_princess]

I'm married to the demon guy in Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne.
He's really quiet, but quite powerful, and while a lot his demon friends like to use expletives, I get along all right with them.
In a demon apocalypse, it's really the best I could hope for.

 

[mionic]

I'm Married to Zoey from Left 4 Dead, awesome.
Married life is full of day to day zombie killing.

This. Could have been worse.

 

[Broken Blade]

I am now married to Commander Shepard. Fortunately, I was playing Fem!Shepard, since I like my protagonists to have inflections and range to their emotions, so I am married to a hot intelligent woman who can levitate me off the ground with a thought.

I am so going to enjoy this relationship.

 

[Saluki_princess]

Hahaha, brilliant!

 

[BeholdTheRivas]

Last game I played was Ocarina of Time, so it'd be Link. Oh god yes. There are things I'd do to him that I can't even describe on this forum. <3

 

[Zuljeet]

Woo! I got Chell ^_^ AND the portal gun my cup runneth over on this thread!

 

[Togs]

A civil partnership with Brick from Borderlands.

... He makes for a surprisingly gentle lover....

 

[Andreas55k]

A female Venture vampire from "Vampire the masquarade bloodlines" named Hana....

Uh....

Because i remember how i played her... I might fear for my life, and i know she will cheat on me within 2 hours

(I made a real seductive Female vampire I just found it funny )

 

[vingtcinq]

Gideon? of Magic: The Gathering - Duels of the Planeswalkers.
Who really is the protagonist of that game? Me? I have no idea, so I'll go for Gideon because of that beginning cutscene. Jeez.
Though I could handle marrying myself. No problem there!

 

[TheLoveableMuffin]

Alice from Madness Returns. Hmm...I guess she's pretty attractive and well mannered...and psychotic.

 

[Mortons4ck]

I'm now bum-chums with Sheploo.
Bioware's dream has come true.

 

[PhoenixKing]

Well, I have that guy from Shadow of the Colossus. I'm not homosexual, so it's kind of disappointing. But he's kind of hot I guess. And really dedicated. If I died, he literally fight God to get me back.

 

[Eggsnham]

Let's see, Cole Phelps from L.A. Noire.

Well, I'm straight, so I'm assuming that we were married in the midst of a long night in Vegas.

He also has a bad habit of calling me a liar on just about everything I say and looking for clues in the middle of the night.

 

[Cooklez]

Harry Mason from Silent Hill 1.
He was sexy in Silent Hill:Shattered Memories too, but I want the original.
Now, how do I tell this to my fiancee?

 

[Lord Merik]

male Hawk from Dragon Age 2. The worst part is Anders looks like he wants to kill me.

 

[The Breadcrab]

So I'm in a polygamy with Salem and Rios from Army of Two. Interesting.