You have just met your clone.

[Lionsfan]

Also someone needs to read more Cracked. When faced with your own clone, there are only two options. Fuck it or fight it.

Thank God. I was wondering how long it was going to take before someone finally referenced that particular article.

 

[UnderCoverGuest]

Finally! Someone else who despises anime as much as I do!

 

[AvsJoe]

I'd see his reaction and react accordingly.

If he's as surprised as I am, then I'd be surprised. Then we'd try to figure out our situation while going on zany adventures filled with toe-tapping musical numbers.

If he seems to know what's going on, then I'd ask him what's what. Then I'd help him with his plan to prevent the evil ones from taking over and ending the world as we know it.

... I am in a movie, right?

 

[Helscreama]

*high five*


*World ends*

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

in the most ironic of ways, there is a kid my age, same first name, same size and everything, and we look very similar, its disgusting enough to the point his grandparents tried to pick me up from school one day and i had a massive "wtf, get away from me!" moment when it happened.

so yeah to that point, i have had this happen basically....


however, for arguements sake, if it was truly my clone? i would do everything in my power so we have the max amount of fun/education/money possible out of this awesomeness, we would be the most amazing person ever existed.

plus it basically gives me a second life, sure i don't want to die personally but hey, if i die, i still have one more life technically, woohoo!

 

[Mavinchious Maximus]

Probably go straight home and have hot, gay sex.

I believe it is masturbation if it is with yourself.

It is not rape if it is with yourself right?

 

[linkzeldi]

What's Cookin Good Lookin.

 

[XxSummonerxX]

Way way back in the nineteen eighties, secret government employees, dug up random escapists, and made amusing genetic copies, now the clones are trolling forums, they're going to make it if they try... etc.

I would send him to Clone High.

Oh holy hell! Yes!

(signed up specifically for this)
Id probably try to start an awful band, give up, and watch movies.

I HAVE BROUGHT ANOTHER ESCAPIST INTO THE WORLD!

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Politely introduce myself and figure out if he's my evil twin, or if he's the good twin.

 

[Argonian alchemist]

I fight in MMA, so... I'd probably fight him... see how that works out.

 

[Haydyn]

Step 1: Arm Wrestle

Step 2: Fuck with people's heads

Step 3: Duke it out

Step 4: Kareoke

Step 5: Make sweet love

 

[the_nampir]

I would buy a REALLY big trench coat and stand on his shoulders and then go and scare people as a 12'6'' monster man (with awkwardly disproportional arms and legs)

 

[Atticus89]

"So... what's your major?"

 

[OctoH]

If he has my same training, we would probably make an awesome component of a dance crew. And I would always have a workout partner that could keep pace.

Upon immediately meeting him, though, I would probably say "What up?" and we would get something to eat.

 

[darkman80723]

Go and have sex with them, then call up my ex-gf and inform her that I did as she asked when she told me to go fuck myself.....just to see what she would say.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

Pokemon battle!Plus,we could make a great magic team.

 

[Jackstick]

I make fun of him because I know exactly how weird he is.

 

[mateushac]

would get pretty confused about which one of us is the real me and which one is the clone.
(dam you, the sixth day! I knew you'd get me paranoid someday!)

 

[Not PvP Flagged]

Punch him square in the face, I'm not sure why, sometimes I wanna punch my mirror as hard as I can, maybe that'll make me feel better

 

[eraborg]

id be like wanna play some starcraft 2