You have just met your clone.

[HaussVonHorne]

I, like EVERYONE else, would have sex with myself.

 

[SteinFaust]

Pass college, get a job, work 2 full days for every one day of work, compile money, dump girlfriend, quit job, move to another state, party like rock stars, double suicide.

 

[Klarinette]

I'm sorry, but there can be only one. The clone must die.

 

[Grospoliner]

Ask them out.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Depends how I'm feeling. If I'm in a shitty mood, impale him with a lance. If I'm not, I'm probably horny, so have sex with him. We're both guys so it's not a problem that we have the same genes.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Probably go straight home and have hot, gay sex.

I believe it is masturbation if it is with yourself.

It is not rape if it is with yourself right?

If its with yourself then its autosexual I guess.

Edit: Sorry for Double post.

 

[Hectix777]

Get them drunk and make out with them

okay... maybe not that

I would only do that if i were a girl but i have a phallus

Well since there are two of use ill probably just skullf$%^ ppls minds with the fact that there are TWO OF THEM!?

 

[Smerf]

rock paper scizzors

 

[Stako]

Use them in a smarty-smart way to get what I want via confusion and fear.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

"DAMN YOU UGLY!"

No but seriously, we'd have some crazy times together. Messing with people, switching places and stuff, sex hanging out, trying to figure out our minds. It would be pretty cool to have a clone.

 

[KenzS]

I have a clone? I kill him and fake my own death. Goodbye taxes!!

 

[SilentCom]

Once my mind wraps around the fact they are my clone, and not the other way around (hopefull!), then I would try to find out where they came from and use them as a martial arts training partner. Then try to make more clones and take over the world. Oh wait, maybe not that last part...

 

[NeverKnowsBest]

Punch him. Hard. He knows why.

 

[sofareal]

Plot to DESTROY the world, then task myself/clone to stop me
For the only one who can stop me from world destruction is....ME!!

 

[Xman490]

If female, sex.
If male, join forces to annoy people.
If this doesn't fit the question, BLAH.

 

[pearcinator]

So there are two of us.

*both put on black sunglasses and take out shotguns*

Let's take over the world.

I lol'd at this one.

As for me I dunno probably just start talking 2 him and then we can take turns studying

 

[electronicgoat]

Kill him and eat his heart. That's sure to have some interesting side effects, if not interesting moral repercussions.

 

[Faux Furry]

Besides doing the obvious 'Mirror, Mirror' routine (where the clone and the original both try to match each other's movements for some reason), I'd probably try to fake my clone out by claiming to be the clone's clone.

It'd go a little something like that scene in Stolen Identity 3 [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az5ZPk-bpeU&feature=related].

 

[NDstephan]

2 words.

hand
jobs

 

[Electrogecko]

Brawl. Now.