You have just met your clone.

[Dr. wonderful]

Cut off his head.


THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

 

[vacerious]

When facing a clone, there wind up being only two real decisions to make: Kill your clone or have sex with them. You certainly can't just "be friends" with them because they are you. Any other activity beside a deathmatch or 8-hour "activity session" would become too boring too quickly.

For me, I'd sleep with my clone. I happen to know for a fact that I'm the only perfect lover for me.

 

[daftalchemist]

As promised, I take her home and make out with her in front of my (our?) boyfriend.

 

[kypsilon]

Discuss how vastly different our lives must have been and note the differences. He might be a clone, but that doesn't mean he knows everything I do.

 

[v3n0mat3]

"WHAT HAS SCIENCE DOOOOONE?!"

Then proceed to shoot him in the face.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Attempt to find out who cloned me when I wasn't looking and if there are any more of me running around. After that, co-op gaming with myself, fun.

 

[GingieAle]

Have crazy shenanigans together (mostly with video games). I've always wanted a clone!

 

[Slenn]

I believe this song is necessary:

 

[Mannayz]

Have a long debate discussing the state of humanity, following it up with some multiplaya' gamin' and then plotting to destroy the world.

And then one of us would try to find a way to spontaneously change our gender and have "a long night".

 

[game-lover]

Hm... After lots of panicking and all...

I'd want them to tell me everything about their life until now. See how it is. Maybe it's completely different, like a mini parallel universe!

Maybe she's in college. Maybe she's not a virgin. Maybe she's fucking rich as hell. I'd have to check. And of course see if we could switch places for a while or so.

Just because.

 

[NeoShinGundam]

First, ascertain if he is actually a mirror universe doppelganger. The simple test of "Does he shove a blood knife into my hand and then run away?" Oops! Looks like he just did.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

I've always wanted a clone of me! It would be all sorts of fun and awesome! Two of me would be very dangerous

 

[Sporky111]

Probably go straight home and have hot, gay sex.

I believe it is masturbation if it is with yourself.

It is not rape if it is with yourself right?

First, it's only masturbation if you give yourself a handjob. Makes sense.

Second, I would never say no.

 

[GrimHeaper]

Ask for a different clone that is the opposite sex.

 

[Wintermoot]

"dude! you,re fat!"
fuck with people,s minds by being at two places at the same time.

 

[SonOfStayPuft]

Erm, well seeing as I love Jagermeister, i'd definetly go drinking with him as he'd be awesome, especially on Kareoke and because he could match me pound for pound in Jagerbombs.

I'd also be able to talk about Ghostbusters with him a lot.

I'd also get him to help my Fiancee with the Housework whilst I played on more L.A. Noire.
But if he's exactly like me, then he'd want to play on the Xbox with me, which would be ok sometimes, like when I want to play Fifa 11.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Grab him by the hand and run to my house together and jump onto the bed and make sweet love all throughout the night. I just hope he'd (I'd?) be there the next morning so we can have debates and play portal 2 co-op and warhawk together.


And then make more sweet love the next night. And the night after that and the one after that.

 

[internetzealot1]

Find out how I react to unexpected slaps to the face.
EDIT: Guys. There is way too much gay clone sex in this thread.

 

[rubinigosa]

Figure out if he is me or I am him.Then I would play games with me and myself.

 

[Da Chi]

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

It's been said before, but i needs to be all Caps.
Cause I don't fuck around.

And neither does he.