you have just slapped your avatar!

[biGBum333]

he'd most likely just take it as a joke and wrestle me to the ground. or eat me alive... or hit me with an artillery shell.

 

[Kagatos]

Best case - I'd be allowed to stay inside the vault at half rations.

Worst case - I'd be kicked out and have the door close behind me as the Holocaust begins.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Well, hopefully he's in a good mood, cuz pretty sure his sword weighs more than I do

 

[Renegade-pizza]

He'd stare into my soul until my heart finally gives in and explodes

 

[SilentCom]

So I slapped a samurai clan symbol? I don't think their would be much in the way of a repercussion. Unless it's like slapping a samurai then I'd probably get a katana through the face.

 

[Dedtoo]

Hopefully a chase scene, or (more likely) me getting murdered in a very gory way :'(

 

[Toaster Hunter]

I just slapped Jamie Lannister, the deadliest swordsman in Westros. There is no way this can end well for me.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Sex?
Please?

Meh, I'd get my arse handed to me.

Most likely Stig would just stare at me.

Imagine an argument with The Stig!

"You never do the dishes round here!"
"..........."
"Maybe if you got off your lazy arse and worked, we wouldn't be in debt!"
".........."
"Fuck you and your face!"
".........."

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

I... I dunno what I'd even argue with it about. >_>

If I slapped it, it'd just keep looking at me like it always does.
Silently judging...
<_<;

 

[k-ossuburb]

It'll go *boop* and carry on bouncing around.

Then I'll laugh.

 

[Barry93]

There's nothing I could do. I would feel his wrath and pray for a quick death.

 

[Sneeze]

He probably would do much, just clear his throat, take another drag on his cigar as hundreds of assault rifle wielding guards flooded into the room and surrounded me where they would escort me off to a research facility and inject reaper DNA into my bloodstream...

 

[Dango]

Why!? Why would I do something like that!? How!?

 

[nuba km]

I sit down and have a serious re-evaluation of my life. Why was I arguing with a paper plane? Am I really that lonely? How did I let the paper plane get under my skin like that when it can't even speak? Am I really that insecure that my own mind is projecting symbolism and motivation onto a paper plane?

And I should probably go wash my hands because of the paper cut, after I pick up the glider, because I'd probably have knocked it off of the vent's current.

I can't stop thinking about this answer it is just so god dam hilarious, you sir have made my day.

 

[Doctor What]

Spoiler: Persona 4 spoiler

I'd get thrown into the TV world and die.

 

[TheTaco007]

Now I'll be wondering if I'm insane, given that I just had a heated argument with an inanimate object...

 

[Creator002]

I'd get a psychiatrist. If I'm having fights with myself to the point of physical violence, something has to be done.

Now I'll be wondering if I'm insane, given that I just had a heated argument with an inanimate object...

Ha ha. When I saw your avatar, I laughed for about 10 seconds non-stop.

 

[Optimystic]

He'd slap me back... *puts on sunglasses* with a lawsuit! OOOOOOooooooohhhhh!

I chuckled at this.

And I doubt my guy would notice. He's too strong to feel the slap and he couldn't see me making the motion.

 

[ayailla]

*looks at avatar*

*shudder*

The situation wouldn't happen. If I saw Kayako, I'm already in pretty deep doo doo. I don't think slapping her would make my death any better or worse so... yeah.

*dies*

 

[Dethpixie]

I've 'sploded into chunks of oddly well prepared meat.