Why would I slap a werewolf!? Why would I even argue with it?! Unless I'm arguing with them in human form and slap them, then! They turn into the werewolf and rip me to pieces.
A - Hack me apart with a diamond sword
B - Push me off a cliff to my death
C - Lure a Creeper to me
D - Plant so much TNT around me that it crashed the game
She would probably slap me back, resulting in a bloody face. She would also probably sic her extremely overprotective boyfriend on me. He gets lighting-y when she gets hurt! D:
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