You have one free punch.

[uneek]

I can't believe nobody has said this so far.

Justin Bieber.

That's because they were trying to be original.

 

[SidheKnight]

Fred Phelps.

No explanation needed.

 

[someguy2300]

Charlie Sheen. Just give up Charlie, geez.

 

[geK0]

The queen of England during a very publicized event (missed the diamond jubilee, damn it!).

Not because I have anything against the Queen Elizabeth, but I'd absolutely love to see the public's reaction to the queen being decked in the face by a random stranger while nobody does a damned thing about it.

 

[LetalisK]

Phasmal, since she wants to punch me. >.>

A punch is waaaaaay more useful before it's thrown.

Never thought about it like that...
I agree with him ^

Where is your avatar from? It looks familiar, but I can't place it and it's driving me nuts.

 

[geK0]

^

It's from super smash brothers

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Free punch, huh?

-drinks free punch-

Very nice, thanks for the punch!

I will also take the free punch. It sounds delicious. Besides, punching an actual person won't really help. Unless I can punch Hitler so hard I kill him (Spoiler Alert: I can't.) then I can't really improve anyone's lives. So I'll just look petty.

On the other hand, punch is delicious.

 

[Thatguyky]

I know what I'd do. I'd save it, and wait till death came around for me. I'd punch that ***** in the face! Even if I still died it would totally be worth it. Wherever you went you could go around and say you literally punched death in the face! Plus, ya know if he let you go that would be nice as well.

 

[AngelOfBlueRoses]

I would carry it around on a necklace and use it to threaten folks that were bothering me. "See this? Keep it up, and it's yours." A punch is waaaaaay more useful before it's thrown.

This reminds me of the Slap Bet from How I Met Your Mother. Marshall gets five and he can use them anytime he wants, so he spends an entire Thanksgiving torturing Barney with the inevitability that he's going to get slapped. And then on the Thanksgiving two years later, it's the same thing. Ohoho~

I like your plan, Dastardly. Too bad I'm using my punch on you! Ah ha!

 

[Rooster893]

Chad Kroeger from Nickelback. Oh, that would be so satisfying.

 

[bossfight1]

Well, first I'd build a kind of cross between brass knuckles and a gun, so I'd actually KILL with a punch.

Then I'd find Fred Phelps and say I was sent by God just to drive the WBC crazy with confusion and rage.

 

[Astoria]

The mother of the Kardashians. Everything I hear about them makes me more convinced that she's a manipualting woman who only had her kids so they'd be famous. I mean come on she started all their names with a K.

Either her or the ***** who tried to steal my boyfriend and ruined countless other relationships.

 

[rvbnut]

Yuffie. Yuffie-fucking-Kisaragi. I hate that little ***** so much :S

 

[Dastardly]

I like your plan, Dastardly. Too bad I'm using my punch on you! Ah ha!

You'll be disappointed. I'll just cry and cry. Like a baby. A hungry, angry baby.

 

[Kapri]

Glenn Beck. Do I really have to explain why?

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

George Galloway.
As hard as I can.
In his kidney.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I would punch...Danny Trejo. In the fist. So he knows that he is the best.

My brother says he would punch Abraham Lincoln >_>

 

[Zetatrain]

Obama... for being exactly like Bush, but with more sophisticated rhetoric and oratory skills. Or the American people in general (with one big fist) for continually being duped into voting for people who have no real interest in helping them or the country.

Might as well just punch humanity while you're at it.

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

Stephen Harper, this man is trying to destroy Canada, I want to give him a good solid punch to the solar plexus... Sweatervest man shall fall!

 

[TheMann]

I suppose there are a lot of world leaders who have made people unhappy, ruthless dictators that have and continue to slaughter and oppress and even more criminals that simply commit violent acts against individuals who usually don't deserve it. However, that seems like a bit of a canned response, and wouldn't really solve any of my problems.

So, I'll settle for the punching the fucker that stole my jacket. It was leather; I like leather. It was nice and warm, even the lining could be zipped out even it wasn't that cold out. It was a damn good jacket. Some asshole swiped it out of a cab I was taking home when I took it off just for a few minutes. Fuck that guy, I'm getting my jacket back...

PUNCH!!!