You have one free punch.

[Dfskelleton]

Zak Bagans.
Ugh, just looking at that man fills me with hatred, let alone hearing his awful voice babble on about "Serious Ghost Business."

 

[Nexoram]

Joffrey Baratheon. The actor for him is so good, I really do want to punch him.

 

[Zantos]

There are a number of people in my personal life, but I think particularly my old flatmate. He's one of those people that will say something for no other reason than to piss you off. A year of that and he's a very good target for my free punch.

Or Prof. Brian Cox, he made my old job really damn annoying. Having to spend most of my time talking to prospective students how studying physics is actually difficult. And he has a stupid face.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Joffrey Baratheon. The actor for him is so good, I really do want to punch him.

George R.R. Martin called the actor and said "Congratulations. Great job, everyone hates you."

OT: That one guy who did that thing. He knows what he did.

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

obama. for lying about closing the american concentration camps and thus spitting on human rights as well as the nobel prize committee.

Obama would totally kick your ass. With a look.
And that last bit is innaccurate, despite what you hear on the news, do some research.
(I will concede that nobody knows why he got a nobel prize, that's a stumper)


Umm, I'd probably punch either Casey Hudson, Peter Molyneux, Jim Sterling or Justin Bieber.

(Weeelll, Casey and Jim are reedeming themselves, slowly but surely. So Bieber or Molyneux)

 

[spartan231490]

One punch is meaningless, it won't satisfy me, it will just remind me how many people are out there that deserve it but won't get it.

 

[Wuvlycuddles]

The Queen, definitely the Queen. All the fun of punching a little old lady combined with the joy of punching a useless royal, I'd also like to give a little wave just like the Queen does just after.... if that is permitted.

 

[GameMaNiAC]

Some ***** I knew a long time ago.

She's just about the only woman in the world I'd be glad to punch.

 

[everythingbeeps]

Like the title says really.

You have one free punch that can be used on ANYONE. Man, Woman,friend, political figure, celebrity, fictional character (Somehow).

Nobody will question it, nobody will think any more or less of you. All you have is the personal satisfaction of knowing you did it.


Who gets it?

You had to ruin it, huh.

The personal satisfaction of knowing I did it isn't enough. I want everyone else to be satisfied I did it as well.

As for who it would be....tough choice. So many ultra-conservatives to choose from, and on any given day my choice might be different. But if forced, I'd have to say....Paul Ryan.

 

[MammothBlade]

Tony Blair. Smug, slimy bastard gets on my nerves even today.

 

[Techno Squidgy]

Simon Cowell. Only I'd time travel back 7th October 1959. THE DAY HE WAS BORN.

 

[Kathinka]

obama. for lying about closing the american concentration camps and thus spitting on human rights as well as the nobel prize committee.

Obama would totally kick your ass. With a look.
And that last bit is innaccurate, despite what you hear on the news, do some research.
(I will concede that nobody knows why he got a nobel prize, that's a stumper)


Umm, I'd probably punch either Casey Hudson, Peter Molyneux, Jim Sterling or Justin Bieber.

(Weeelll, Casey and Jim are reedeming themselves, slowly but surely. So Bieber or Molyneux)

well i'm rather tiny and of very non-threatening physique, so yeah, he could fold me like a piece of paper. that's why this is a free punch.

though still, it isn't exactly rocket science. and yes i did research. he said he would close the camps. he didn't. he lied. so they continue to exist and continue to be one of the worst u.s. crimes in recent history. and no one can tell me that he wouldn't have the power to do it if he wanted to. i don't buy that.

 

[EHKOS]

God.....The Guy has a lot to answer for.

 

[Rastien]

http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Robbin-****.jpg

Deal, chris evans was a close 2cnd but i despise some of the schemes this dude has implemented, also nick clegg as he created my first real sense of being stabbed in the back by a politcal party.

 

[Triple G]

Alexander Navalny.
He's this Russian blogger dude who thinks he's some big political figure...

 

[The Funslinger]

The inventor of "ouchless" band-aids, lying fucker...

In that same vein, the person who came up with "no more tears children's Johnsons shampoo".

Or, more seriously, either the one other sociopath I know (he's a complete dick about it) or the stupidest person I've ever met who wasn't literally retarded.

If I must say someone at least part way famous, Lee Evans. He is not, nor will he ever be even remotely funny.

 

[Thespian]

Wow, I just sat here for a while until I realised I really don't wanna punch anybody.
Maybe I'm just a peace-loving-wuss, but I can't say I have a desire to actually hit anybody.

Yeah. It's not that some people don't deserve a punch, I just wouldn't get any satisfaction from it. The opportunity to publicly outsmart and humiliate a number of people would be awesome though.

 

[snappydog]

Orson Scott Card for the stuff he said about gay people, which rendered me unable to enjoy his work ever again.
Alternatively, Stephanie Meyer for perpetrating the ideals of the above in a form easily digestible to the teenage mind.
Alternatively, this guy I knew in high school who.. Well, I don't think he ever performed a single kind act in the entire five years I was aware of him.

Captcha: movers and shakers.
Yeah, why not captcha? I'd punch some of those too.

 

[TheMyffic]

I would carry it around on a necklace and use it to threaten folks that were bothering me. "See this? Keep it up, and it's yours." A punch is waaaaaay more useful before it's thrown.

... because the threat of a punch has much more value. Well done! This is so clever that I signed in to respond - no small feat.

 

[Dominus Nox]

Satan.(We can do fictional right?)

But I'd need some sort of photographic evidence.Just so when the damn street preachers who follow me screaming "Your going to hell!" whenever I go into town for a drink (or 15)I can show them the photo and be like "I punched Satan, what have you guys done today?"

Plus it would make a cool photo album thing for showing grand kids "Here's me and your Grandma at our wedding, and here's one of me belting Satan..."