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thePyro_13

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I keep it. I lean heavily towards pacifism, I don't like the idea of just ambushing someone with a consequence-less punch.
 

6_Qubed

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Technical yet important question; Can I use fist weapons, such as brass/spiked knuckles, and use them to administer lethal force?

If so, that Phelps woman from Westboro Baptist Church, as I'm fairly certain her father's dead.

If not, Oprah Winfrey. I don't hate Oprah, nor do I mean her lasting harm, I just want the story of that one time I socked Oprah.

In the boob.
 

SD-Fiend

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Genie from aladdin. then ask for more punches if he isn't too mad.
 

Ghonzor

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There are two routes this topic can go.
The depressing route where I get revenge on someone who very clearly deserves it.
Or the funny route where I go after someone important and blah blah blah.

I'd have to say Glenn Beck or Benedict XVI as well.
 

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Karen Traviss, because she wrote Glasslands and more or less retconned the Halo universe to match her personal beliefs. I imagine it's what 40k fans felt like when that guy (forget his name) made the Necrons and the Blood Ravens BFFs and turned the Ultramarines into the Ultra Smurfs
 

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The next person to approach me and tell me why America is "the greatest country in the world." We're not, and I grew tired of that argument a long time ago.
 

Aprilgold

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My brother. Oh lord do I hate him, he thinks of me like I'm a fucking retard who can't do anything and that he thinks of himself as a mythical god-creature. His opinion is law despite it being borderline sexist, racist, homophobic and just plain stupid.

Riddle78 said:
Let's see here...First,I'd put on a cestus. Then I'd go back in time,to the release date of Mass Effect 3. Then,I'd find the person who started the whole "Retake Mass Effect" noise. Then I'd rip out a full throttle straight to their throat,while wearing the cestus. This will be before they start the whole "Retake Mass Effect" thing,of course.
You do realize that it wanted to pay Bioware MORE money so that they could get a enjoyable ending right? Just so your aware, they wanted to pay bioware.
 

John Farrell

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Andrew Schlafly, Right-wing founder of Conservapedia, Christian fundamentalist and home school teacher. Johnny Cage-style.
 

StBishop

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Joseph Kony *Trollface*

But realistically: some war criminal who I've never heard of.
 

Kriptonite

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LetalisK said:
Phasmal, since she wants to punch me. >.>

Kriptonite said:
Dastardly said:
A punch is waaaaaay more useful before it's thrown.
Never thought about it like that...
I agree with him ^
Where is your avatar from? It looks familiar, but I can't place it and it's driving me nuts.
Dastardly, or myself?
 

Jailbird408

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Whoever cancelled DJ Hero 3D.
But not until I've put a wall of spikes right behind him.
And the girl behind My Immortal inbetween the spikes and the guy in charge of DJ Hero 3D.
And covered my fist in dirty pins. Pointing outward.
 

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King of Asgaard said:
This guy I know (names won't be given) because he's an annoying little shit who pesters everyone, is aware that he's pestering, and just doesn't care that he's a pain.
Plus, he looks like a vampire bulldog. An opportunity to make him swallow some teeth would make my year.
Oh yeah I know a guy like this, I was going to use my punch for some other bigger figure but now after reading this I'm sure this annnoying friend of mine deserve it much more!

Seriously.

This guy, he's in the groupd of friends I hang out with, granted he can be a good guy but he can also be the biggest dick you've ever seen! One time we hang out, just walking around in the group on town, and while we're just standing around he gets the brilliant idea to start throwing big sticks at the rest of us, saying he doesn't care about us as long as he's having fun because I qoute and no I'm not kidding; "because that's the satanist way, lol!". He also frequently beats up and chokes members in the group, once he almost made one of us pass out from choking just because he farted while walking past him! And the sick thing is that he claims to be a good christian and expects to get to heaven while saying I'm going to hell for being an atheist, I've asked about how he can think this after doing what he do he says: "Well, as long as you believe in God you'll be okay, i do so yeah".

I wish everyone would tell him to f*** off but it's not that easy, everyone has hanged out with him since many years back and as I said, he can be a good guy. It's not fully as bad as it sounds but this guy surely is a dick.
 

King of Asgaard

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Crazycat690 said:
King of Asgaard said:
This guy I know (names won't be given) because he's an annoying little shit who pesters everyone, is aware that he's pestering, and just doesn't care that he's a pain.
Plus, he looks like a vampire bulldog. An opportunity to make him swallow some teeth would make my year.
Oh yeah I know a guy like this, I was going to use my punch for some other bigger figure but now after reading this I'm sure this annnoying friend of mine deserve it much more!

Seriously.

This guy, he's in the groupd of friends I hang out with, granted he can be a good guy but he can also be the biggest dick you've ever seen! One time we hang out, just walking around in the group on town, and while we're just standing around he gets the brilliant idea to start throwing big sticks at the rest of us, saying he doesn't care about us as long as he's having fun because I qoute and no I'm not kidding; "because that's the satanist way, lol!". He also frequently beats up and chokes members in the group, once he almost made one of us pass out from choking just because he farted while walking past him! And the sick thing is that he claims to be a good christian and expects to get to heaven while saying I'm going to hell for being an atheist, I've asked about how he can think this after doing what he do he says: "Well, as long as you believe in God you'll be okay, i do so yeah".

I wish everyone would tell him to f*** off but it's not that easy, everyone has hanged out with him since many years back and as I said, he can be a good guy. It's not fully as bad as it sounds but this guy surely is a dick.
Your friend just made me go: