I would probably be quite calm actually. No reason getting fussy over something you can't change anyway. Probably think of my girlfriend though...shame I won't see here again. *Thud*
You have some falling to do
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If it was just moments before death I'd say "Finally..." because by that point I'd be bored out of my mind after falling for so long.
Well, scream in terror and fear for the first little while before coming to my senses and remembering that this is exactly how I wanted to go out. If I'm falling over an urban area, I'd aim for a parked car; if suburbs, I aim for a pool; if anywhere else, I'll pick the most convenient target.
Damn it! I was going to say that..but then you had to be a ninja.lacktheknack said:
I guess I'll say, "Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiii-"
I would immediately start singing showtunes, while reminiscing of the old Warner Bros cartoons where Wiley Coyote would step out of doors and fall for an eternity.
"Cool, this reminds me of Bioshock Infinite. Which I'll never fucking get to play because I'm about to--"
I daresay, would it be alright if I pondered the consistency of the universe? Think of it, I should never really hit the ground, what with all of the air particles in my way. Why, they should be so packed together that I just shouldn't hit the ground. Speaking of which, why haven't I hit it yet? I do believe I must call upon Candle Jack so that this ends qui-
I wouldn't have any thoughts, I wouldn't even register that I was falling till right before I hit the ground.(Not a morning person)
Sounds like the perfect opportunity to find out if the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's entry on flying is correct. It's not like you have anything to lose, right?