You just got decapitated and your brain is still working for a few seconds, any last thoughts?

[Shockolate]

"Well, shit...."

 

[Diablo2000]

"Damn you, MACLEOD!"

 

[tirone231]

"Well, I suppose I had to lose all that weight somehow..."

or
"If someone doesn't stop this guy, heads will roll"

or
"Hey, look at me, I'm Marie Antoinette!"

or
"Never wanted head so badly"

or
"ooooh, Head Rush"

 

[Dfskelleton]

I'd be playing this song in my head:
(Starts at 0:11, I couldn't find just the song, and this is the shortest thing I could find)
Damn, I just kinda start singing that to myself whenever anyone dies dramatically.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Realistic answer? Probably something like "Holy shit!"

Witty answer? *while head is rolling down a hill* "This is just like one of those hamster balls!"

 

[Klopy]

I would probably be gaping at the fact that I was decapitated, then be freaking out that I can't move/feel anything below my neck, speak, or do anything. After that passed through my head, I'd probabl-

 

[xSpartanLazerx]

"Aren't I headshot-worthy?! I mean, come O-"

EDIT: "How can I embrace death if I have no arms?!"

 

[GestaltEsper]

So this is the end...the end for me. But I wonder...will I dream?
*gets hit by a dog biscuit*

 

[RicoADF]

"Great, now I've got no-body to talk to "

 

[Canid117]

"It was his sled!"

Can we actually say it?

 

[Astoria]

"Son of a..." *dies*

 

[korblborp]

tis but a flesh wound!
it'll be fine with a little duct tape.
"now my neck's enjoying a pleasant breeze"

 

[dubious_wolf]

"It seems I was headed in the wrong direction."

"I guess that the executioner was using me to get a head in his career."

"great now I can't kick the bucket."

"That es-skull-ated quickly."

"That's the last time I loose my head in front of the King..."

 

[dakorok]

HOLY FUCK BALLS THAT HURT LIKE A ***** OH MY GOD THAT'S MY BODY OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

 

[gostlyfantom]

"see ya in five minutes"

 

[CronosYamato]

Most likely: Huh, so the brain DOES still work for a few moments after the head gets cut off. Alex owes me 20 bucks.

 

[RatRace123]

"Ah crap, not again!"

 

[Neo10101]

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TeeBs]

the question is in the title.

My thoughts

"Must-think-of-pun-before-I-die!" *dead*

It looks like a came out, A head!

 

[Chefodeath]

"Huh, and I could have sworn the brain was located in the buttocks."