You just got decapitated and your brain is still working for a few seconds, any last thoughts?

[Leg End]

"Time to take off the kiddie gloves...

Regenerate.... "

 

[Death God]

"Did I leave the oven on?" or "My neck kinda hurts."

 

[Haydyn]

"First one to die gets a cookie."

EDIT: Ooo, ooo! "They said heads were gonna roll, but COME ON!"

 

[Wintermoot]

yay! I finally lost those last few pounds!

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

Oh you mean bedsides "HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST GOT DECAPITATED!!"

 

[Leg End]

Oh you mean bedsides "HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST GOT DECAPITATED!!"

Nah, that works just fine.

 

[Scorpianhead]

God Dam helicopter hey I can see my house from here.

"This is said very fast"

 

[Kreett]

That's all ya got?!

 

[LordOrin]

"Must-think-of-pun-before-I-die!" *dead*

"Bad time to lose my head!"

 

[Purplefood1]

Swear at him before i die...

 

[Bernzz]

"Well...that went great."

 

[DazBurger]

Good thing Im indestructible!

 

[LordOrin]

"Must-think-of-pun-before-I-die!" *dead*

"Bad time to lose my head!"

No wait, maybe "This is a heady experience!"

...or "I knew I was headed for disaster!"

...or maybe I'd reflect on the fact that my incessant puns are probably what led to my decapitation.

 

[geldonyetich]

Assuming I can get over the stark terror of my immanent death, I'll probably spend most of my remaining time reminiscing. Not much else you can do when you're just a severed head. Better luck next life, one hopes.

 

[Kristoffer Sivertsen]

If only i'd been more headstrong.

This is no way to get ahead in life.

Well played fine sir, well played...

 

[Seydaman]

*Blank*-*dead*

....That's about it

 

[irani_che]

shit shit shit shi-

 

[neilsaccount]

the question is in the title.

My thoughts

"Must-think-of-pun-before-I-die!" *dead*

"Dont give me a crappy funeral, play Band of Horses and serve reese peanut butter cups."

 

[epikAXE]

"My body is over there now, I can see it. *sigh*"
But not actually sigh, y'know cos of the lack of lungs and everything. More of a think sigh.

 

[ethaninja]

Haha you missed... oh wait...