You just got stabbed...

[sam42ification]

i've known my whole life what i would say to my killer. so this is a no brainer.
'Thank you.'

That's not very positive. Why would you be glad to be brutally murdered?

Personally if the person stabbed me then ran off and there was annother random person there i would ask to the person to come close and i would then kiss them. Doesn't matter who it is. I'm going to die anyways might as well do it whilst kissing some one.

 

[Dethenger]

I would take the opportunity to revolt my attacker with this very offensive and disgusting joke:

Spoiler: Don't click this.

Spoiler: Seriously. Don't.

Spoiler: For fuck's sake.

Spoiler: Okay, fine. You asked for it.

Spoiler: What does a dead baby's **** smell like?

*hold up two fingers*

My revenge will be making him vomit, so that we have some of his bodily fluids for the investigation.
If he finds the joke amusing, he will regret stabbing me for it; and if he tells the joke to his buddies and they ask him, "Where'd you hear that?" he will remember that he fucking stabbed a man.

 

[Vhite]

Rage about spies being overpowered.

 

[Sigma Van Lockheart]

tis is only a flesh wound fight me then i would grab a sword and cut his arm off.

 

[TheMinz]

Repeatedly Click mouse buttons pulling the knife out of my chest, throw the knife at his left foot and miraculously hit him in the eye...

 

[Voodoomancer]

I think I'd go with:

"...Right back at ya."

*counter stab*

 

[Something Amyss]

"Oh no. Not again."

Either he'll get it, or it'll screw with him for ages.

 

[ArbiterX13]

Either a) reveal every spoiler ever, or b) use my last sentence to send a picture of his face with instructions telling my tech-savvy friend to find this guy on Facebook, hack my account, and send him this message from it:
"Oh, it's you. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know...since you murdered me?" Let's see if he's ever played Portal 2.

 

[TheAceTheOne]

I'd call my dearest friend and tell her I loved her : )

But if I couldn't do that...

"Ah, shit, really? Come on now..."

or

"Well this is inconvenient."

 

[Dango]

"Wait, I have to make a thread about this on the Escapist!"

 

[ThunderCavalier]

Screw last words. Try to kiss him.

... Then while he's shocked, take the knife and try to stab him.



... I dunno, seems like a good idea.

 

[krazykidd]

may there be a HELL for you! a tartarus, bleak, unending!

...Ok not really (also cookie for the reference)

I'd probably say something like "what the fuck?!" and then throw my snotty tissue in his face.

Oblivion?

OT : This calls for a celebration , CHEESE FOR EVERYONE! No wait... Cheese for no one . Which could also be a celbration if you don't like cheese!

Or

A man chooses , a slave obeys

Or

I forgive you.

I would probably opt for the last one ,,, the guilt will kill him plus i get jesus points

 

[Dapsen]

"Im gonna haunt your ass final destination style, *****!", then leave this world laughing maniacally.

 

[poleboy]

"Tell my wife I said... hello."

 

[Charli]

I'd quickly grab the perfume bottle on my desk, smash it and say, "I've released the virus, I'm taking the world with me." Before laughing maniacally with my dying breath. I at least want to leave a flash of psychological torture in my death.


No but seriously. You can't 'break into' my room you'd have to be fucking batman...or superman that roof is pretty thick... You either climb the obnoxiously loud ladder or I ain't seeing you.

 

[ssgt splatter]

If it weren't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college.

Oh yeah. Give him a stroke.

"Haha joke's on you, I have Hepatitis!" ~Fling blood at him

At the very least it'd scare the shit out of him/her.

HA! Family Guy reference! I love it!

Damn it! I can't think of anything original. Oh fuck it, I'd scream in agony and die.

 

[amppi1236]

I'd do this:

 

[jonyboy13]

"I f*cked your dad."

Cookie for reference

Captcha: during neragis
What am I to do during this neragis?

 

[Korak the Mad]

I would start laughing maniacally, and tell the attacker "You've just made a horrible mistake" and let out a beastial roar and attack them.

 

[Floggo]

WITH MY LAST WORDS I CURSE ZOIDBERG.