You just got stabbed...

[chaosyoshimage]

"Well, that was random..."

Or my personal favorite.

"Son of a *****! HUUUUUUUURRRRG BLEGH!"

Cookie if you know where that's from.

Someone better get that cookie, because I totally feel like I've heard that before, but have no clue where it's from and it's driving me insane now.

 

[Yugeky20]

Regenerate like the doctor and use my younger more fit body to kick his arse with the knife he tried to kill me with... LIKE A BOSS!!!!!

 

[supflidowg]

I would probably say.. "Could you believe this wasn't the first time..."

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

"You must find the treasure, for the sake of tuten-"
*dies*

Either that or a swift knee in the bollocks.

 

[Jamster003]

Either one of two.

1) I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili
(this one was actually a famous last words saying)

2) He stabbed me, and now he's going to stab him. ooooh my goooooooooooooood.
Points for reference

 

[Quantum Star]

"I was just two days from retirement."

 

[zomnomnom]

"It's just a flesh wound!"

 

[Aetera]

"I'm a leaf on the wind..."

-or-

"Bastard. Regenerating... is a *****... [small]Maybe I'll be a ginger..."[/small] *dies*

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

Something like "I'll be back"... oh, I'm immortal btw.

 

[ultimateownage]

Huuuuuuuug

or

You're gonna regret that.

 

[Da Orky Man]

Gazpacho soup!

EDIT: \Why did I have to wear a red shirt today?

 

[Tyrant T100]

I have a stab proof vest in my room so I'd be fine.
But if I had to say something I'd grab my sabre, stab him and say "Stick around!" before bleeding out.

 

[La Barata]

Somebody walked into the room and tried to stab me a few weeks back at work.

What I said to him was "I'm sending you my cleaning bill" after I broke his face with my kneecap.

I'm a security guard in a city. This is a sadly common occurrence.

 

[JemothSkarii]

Lean in close to his ear and whisper in a rasping, weezing voice 'As I slip down into the pits of hell, tears of pitch will run down my face, and as you lay in bed, I will open my mouth and sing the song which will end the Earth'
...Inspired by a certain web-comic, always loved the last bit of it.

 

[rvbnut]

Why.....

 

[michael_ab]

fuck death i take the knife and stab him till my eyes go dark, and keep going till i cant feel my arms.

 

[La Barata]

EDIT: And my post came back. So now I delete this one.

 

[JC175]

Probably this, just for the mindfuck:

 

[The Code]

So the House went bust, eh? (I'm going Independent on my second play-through.)

OT:I wouldn't say a damn thing. If I die after uttering a sentence, I'd become a mute after grabbing my sword, disemboweling the stupid prick, and watching with a smile as he bleeds to death on my floor. Granted, I'd be proper fucked in my Japanese class and I'd have to learn sign language again (it's been years since I've actually used it), but I think it'd be worth it.

Besides, I'm the protaganist of this story. I'll be fine.

reCaptcha: chief foldser

 

[mysecondlife]

I would probably shout some profanity at the guy because I would imagine being stabbed hurts a lot

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

but he did strike you down...