You just got stabbed...

[Wuggy]

"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A WINDOW COSTS?!?!?!"

Wait... is that an obscure reference to a particular CS/Gmod video or am I out of my mind?

My last words:
"Lol, brb"
These are also the words carved to my tombstone.

 

[subjectseven]

I'd say "We'll tear you down to the ground." Or "I hope you survive the crash."

 

[Joseph Valdez]

I would say, "With my last breath I curse Zoidberg!"

 

[Slowpool]

Smile at him and say
"You done... goofed..." then die.

Then come back as some wraith hellbent on vengeance. His life shall be a horror movie, and not one with a happy ending.

 

[Last Hugh Alive]

I'll fall to the ground, motionless. A couple of seconds later I will grumble:

"Fatality"

 

[chaosyoshimage]

"Well, that was random..."

 

[MrJKapowey]

'Now who's the world going to revolve around?'

Tim Minchin FTW

 

[Chezza]

"Fuck you dad... I still wont take out the bins.... Blarghh..."

 

[KarlMonster]

Knowing that the wound will kill you within a few seconds, you have time to utter one sentance to the stranger before you die. What do you say?

Youuuuuuuuu...... *moron*!!

(and as breath allows...)

You were *supposed* to be here three hours ago! How fucking hard is it to follow instructions? Are you on goddamn Moron Mountain time? Months of planning and you screw it all up because you can't follow directions!

 

[dave1004]

Either...

Ow! Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow o-*gahk*...

Or...

"Alas, so this rose withers in it's final moments. 'Tis a grand loss, but not to be-*GAHK*..."

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"Gentlemen?" [http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/6/6c/Spy_battlecry01.wav]

IRL? probably a lot of swearing.

 

[Mintaro]

My guard dogs kill command. Revenge is a dish best served with Fur and Teeth.

 

[fenderstrat]

the treasure is in... in... innnn....

 

[Rabish Bini]

I'd have a profound discussion with him about how Bermuda isn't a British principality but rather a dependent territory, then explain to him what a dependent territory is when he asks.

 

[Madara XIII]

[HEADING=2]"If God allows it, then I am going to Haunt your ass till the day you die!

Ya Hear that *****!? I WILL RUIN YOU!!!!"[/HEADING]

or

[HEADING=2]"Maaaaaaaaan this is some baby back bullshit!"[/HEADING]

or finally

[HEADING=2]"You will never forget my face as long as you live! YOU WILL NEVER LIVE ME DOWN!!"[/HEADING]

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Oooh I just thought of a good one!


"You will never stop us! We are legion!"

 

[Madara XIII]

"Well, that was random..."

Or my personal favorite.

"Son of a *****! HUUUUUUUURRRRG BLEGH!"

Cookie if you know where that's from.

 

[TorturedAvatar]

"Was it worth it?"

 

[mjc0961]

I dunno. I can't think of anything witty. So probably something boring like "Fuck you asshole!"

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

And then you transform into Tomegatherion, right? Or maybe I'm just trying to hard to find a Body Harvest reference (they did use that line in the game though).

 

[Bob_Dobb]

Throw him a curveball and say

"Superman 64 is the greatest game ever made."