You just got stabbed...

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joshuaayt

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I would start screaming as the person breaks in, continue at a greater volume pre-stabbing, pause momentarily during the stabbing, recommence screaming immediately following the stabbing, and then, as everything goes black, probably break off the screaming.

Assuming I have no time to react. If I see the person breaking in and have time to run, I guess I'd do that, but you didn't let me do that.
 

Dogstile

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I'd just return the damn favour, talking? Pah!

My friends and I have actually been the victims of knife attacks and we just hit them back. I'm assuming i'd do the same if i actually get stabbed, it's what my friend did.
 

DYin01

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If my priority suddenly shifted from survival to being witty I'd try to utter something like 'Respawn in 3....2....1....' and hope that my mortality has a cinematic nack for timing.
 

Project_Omega

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I wouldn't say he is deep as in personality.

Just deep in depression.

And I can see the sarcasm there ;P
 

LordSnakeEyes

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I use his/her physical appearance to utter one last injurious slur, whatever'll get to him personally if I have anything, otherwise there's nothing a swift kick in the sack won't say (for chicks, a grope and my strongest knee to the stomach do I can ruin her ability to make a child.)

Ya, i'm vindictive when it comes to people killing me.
 

Ledan

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Um.... If i wanted to mentally scar them:
"OH YEAH! That felt sooooo gooood! I think I just orgasmed".... pretty sure that will screw with their minds.
But on a more realistic note:
"NOoooooooooooooooooo..... My one regret is that I didn't survive the release of Skyrim and GW2!" But they wouldn't understand, because I am in Sudan and most people don't speak english.
 

Lunar Shadow

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Return the favor with the Kabar I have on my desk. That is saying that the fuck didn't get shout after spending time to break down the locked door, as I have a rifle and ammo right next to my desk as well.
 

Veldel

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if anything its him who would get stabbed I keep a a sword with arms length along with several knifes and im always on alert so even if im stabed im killing the fucker
 

Infernai

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"..Stabbed in the chest, why is it always the chest? Hehe...kind of funny when you think about it..." After that Proceed to grab them and start laughing right in their face before i finally die of blood loss just to scare the absolute shit out of them ala. The Joker:

 

AngloDoom

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Realistically?

"BLARGHARGH WHATTHEFUUUUUCK?!"

Ideally:

"Damn...my one weakness: knife-wounds..."