You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[Barbas]

You've invented a new elemental type.

 

[FPLOON]

You forgot who created this thread...

 

[Barbas]

You can't remember how you got here.

 

[Living_Brain]

You create a thread to meta joke about how long you're on here just to sustain your lust for more content and entertainment as you wait for the day's articles and controversial forum threads to pop up

 

[Barbas]

You've exhausted a year's memes.

 

[FPLOON]

You forgot what Pub Club does to your account...

 

[Barbas]

Eeewww, you pood in your chair!

 

[FPLOON]

The odds were in your favor...

 

[Barbas]

You perambulate from room to room doing the Lucas walk.

 

[FPLOON]

You've witnessed the <url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8fndX_7PqQ>Leo Strut firsthand...

 

[Barbas]

You don't really know why you've got this song stuck in your head.

 

[FPLOON]

You still remember <url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM>Brodyquest...

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

You still remember when people didn't warn against going into the basement.

You can't remember how you got here.

I actually don't remember how I get here.

 

[Barbas]

A new challenger has arrived. And brought beer.

 

[FPLOON]

You scream "ARENA!!" like a trigger word...

 

[Barbas]

You know which cities in Cyrodiil have gladiatorial arenas.

 

[FPLOON]

It's in the cards! THE CARDS!

 

[Barbas]

The dominoes have always been rigged.

 

[FPLOON]

There's something in the air...

 

[Barbas]

...It's a Mosquito [http://www.helmo.gr/gallery2/d/75609-1/his.jpg?g2_GALLERYSID=TMP_SESSION_ID_DI_NOISSES_PMT]!