You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[FPLOON]

Helix rises again!

 

[Barbas]

you pick plant-type first.

 

[FPLOON]

You finally "lost" your avatar...

 

[Barbas]

...But you gained a free mutation!

 

[Headsprouter]

You're the Gay Fucks.

And you laughed while typing that.

 

[Barbas]

You laugh too much at the line "cucumber tits".

 

[FPLOON]

You know when you'll get all your PMs beforehand...

 

[Barbas]

You remember sane.

 

[Headsprouter]

Your eyes are in your throat.

 

[FPLOON]

It can be traced back to the weeds...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

you repeat yourself in this thread.

 

[FPLOON]

You forgot what the main topic was again...

 

[UltraDeth]

You feel compelled to post for completions sake

 

[FPLOON]

The jewels run you...

 

[UltraDeth]

It's your most trusted source of news and you're not interested in news

 

[FPLOON]

You're calling for a cab while in a Uber...

 

[UltraDeth]

You take some pride in your post count

 

[FPLOON]

Your opinion is in the minority...

 

[UltraDeth]

You can remember a post you liked...that isn't yours

 

[FPLOON]

You only get your recommendations through this forum...