You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[UltraDeth]

You believe forum games should be the standard for all sites

 

[FPLOON]

You're inadvertently on TV...

 

[UltraDeth]

This is where you learned how to type in different fonts

 

[FPLOON]

Everyone knows your stand-up...

 

[Barbas]

It's happened in your breeches again.

 

[UltraDeth]

You've finally understood the use of the hashtag

 

[Barbas]

You realize that it's been some time since Oates went out into the snow for coffee and doughnuts.

 

[UltraDeth]

When you earn 5 new achievements in 20 minutes

 

[Barbas]

William is king again.

 

[UltraDeth]

Quick-scoping is second nature

 

[Barbas]

Mario might be a communist.

 

[UltraDeth]

Everything smells like batteries

 

[Barbas]

There's car parts on the roof.

 

[FPLOON]

You need a new fan...

 

[Barbas]

You've seen the Star Wars Holiday Special twice.

 

[UltraDeth]

Your lucky number is &#8734

 

[Barbas]

Cyril's become so proficient with a PPSh that he can actually hit the target now.

 

[UltraDeth]

You can feel your hand go for your gun and you don't have one

 

[Barbas]

You can feel the warp overtaking you...it is a good pain.

 

[UltraDeth]

When you yearn for a real life HUD