You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[Barbas]

Nowadays, it takes just three to make a thing go south.

 

[UltraDeth]

The "vulgar" meter overloaded.

 

[Barbas]

Suspicious paste is declared the national dish.

 

[UltraDeth]

You're whistling game soundtracks.

 

[Barbas]

Your legs have gone for a walk.

 

[FPLOON]

It's that time of the month...

 

[UltraDeth]

Arnold Rimmer is now a First Technician.

 

[Barbas]

The winters are getting longer.

 

[UltraDeth]

When the fox is in the house.

 

[Barbas]

The television only displays emergency broadcasts or static.

 

[UltraDeth]

When the telephone is in HD.

 

[Barbas]

Everything has an emoticon.

 

[FPLOON]

You now enjoy Nickelback... again...

 

[Barbas]

Suspicion comes naturally.

 

[UltraDeth]

You've forgotten the week.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You think San Andreas is a sports town.

 

[UltraDeth]

You've been rubbing the spices into the meat [https://youtu.be/Rs1zTkvClTc?t=39s] for too long.

 

[Barbas]

You left the meat to spin for too long.

 

[UltraDeth]

The machines have upgraded.

 

[Barbas]

It's level 120.