You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[FPLOON]

You can't hold all these badges!

 

[UltraDeth]

There's something on the loose.

 

[Barbas]

They're remaking Ghostbusters and it doesn't look good.

 

[FPLOON]

Your childhood came full circle...

 

[UltraDeth]

Nostalgia is taking over again.

 

[Barbas]

You realize you're an elephant!

 

[UltraDeth]

Your memory has just auto-saved.

 

[Barbas]

Someone put an oak tree through the wall of the lobby.

 

[UltraDeth]

You have more than 2 black friends.

 

[FPLOON]

The password is still active...

 

[UltraDeth]

The secret ingredient wasn't so secret.

 

[FPLOON]

You saw the movie before Marter's review went live...

 

[UltraDeth]

The hordes of undead have up and left.

 

[FPLOON]

We can tell when you're drunk again...

 

[UltraDeth]

You're using fancy words.

 

[Barbas]

FPLOON killed a man.

 

[UltraDeth]

Your pubes are grass.

 

[Barbas]

The gardener has passed out drunk in a tree again.

 

[UltraDeth]

The dragons are migrating.

 

[Barbas]

There's a foot in the toilet.