You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[UltraDeth]

Someone called "Theo" is asking for directions to Whitehall.

 

[Barbas]

It's all come around again, only this time everyone's a marsupial.

 

[UltraDeth]

Your brown pants need replacing.

 

[Barbas]

You're wearing red trousers now.

 

[UltraDeth]

You know more Americanisms.

 

[Barbas]

You just randomly shoot up in the air sometimes while running in little circles.

 

[UltraDeth]

You've heard that war cry before.

 

[Barbas]

Are you...diddling yourself?

 

[UltraDeth]

The armour is no longer holding.

 

[Barbas]

The shields are melting.

 

[UltraDeth]

You've been declared M.I.A. twice.

 

[Barbas]

That's not Ketchup...*Dun-dun-DUUUUUUNNN*.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

you have lost count how many times you've posted in this thread.

 

[UltraDeth]

Everything is still not perfect.

 

[FPLOON]

Time is the enigma of your dreams...

 

[UltraDeth]

2 days have passed.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

They know you in the forum games.

 

[UltraDeth]

You're on a user name basis with the staff.

 

[FPLOON]

You [still] fear your inbox notifications...

 

[UltraDeth]

That 10 hour loop finally stopped.