You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[UltraDeth]

Romans have reappeared.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

When you remember MaxtheReaper.

 

[UltraDeth]

You've forgotten what Sputnik was.

 

[FPLOON]

You remember when The Escapist first reported about Juno...

 

[UltraDeth]

Tweets are getting everywhere.

 

[Headsprouter]

The reply box nods when you scroll down.

 

[UltraDeth]

The marshmallow bag is empty.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You remember when the escapist had more than just Yahtzee.

 

[UltraDeth]

There's another Trojan horse outside.

 

[FPLOON]

The forums are your memoirs...

 

[UltraDeth]

You've used all the save spaces.

 

[FPLOON]

Your text does a 180 moral twist to fakie crock...

 

[UltraDeth]

You've made it past the hardest difficulty.

 

[FPLOON]

Trochievements don't stack!

 

[UltraDeth]

It's time to write a report.

 

[FPLOON]

It rains... GALOSHES!

 

[UltraDeth]

The concerto has finished.

 

[FPLOON]

You have no new opinions!

 

[UltraDeth]

Time for another playthrough!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You have lost count.