You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[UltraDeth]

You're hungry for some boiled eggs.

 

[FPLOON]

You're not the CM...

 

[UltraDeth]

The software has gone gold.

 

[FPLOON]

You're quoting yourself quoting yourself...

 

[UltraDeth]

Bustin' has gotten old.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You know what "the cm" stands for.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's 200% masculine.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You know people on here better than you do most of the people you know in person.

 

[UltraDeth]

Everything is a rail shooter.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You've posted in this thread. . . I've long lost count how many times.

 

[UltraDeth]

8 years have passed.

 

[FPLOON]

You're not the bomb!

 

[UltraDeth]

The train has stopped.

 

[FPLOON]

The bugs are BACK!

 

[UltraDeth]

The boys are back in town.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

The boys never left town.

 

[FPLOON]

The girls had another sleepover!

 

[UltraDeth]

Your nails have worn the chair.

 

[Barbas]

You have too many USB ports and not enough USB devices.

 

[UltraDeth]

The glass is half full of sweat.