You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[FPLOON]

You randomly start thinking about <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view>this user right here...

 

[UltraDeth]

Your leg hairs need a trim.

 

[FPLOON]

The soap is GONE!

 

[UltraDeth]

Frank became Francine.

 

[FPLOON]

You know why G4 the channel was cancelled...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

This is your most posted in thread.

 

[UltraDeth]

The Inquisition is over.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

You go back through videos to wistfully watch De-Rez.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You know the staff/admin team on a first name basis.

 

[UltraDeth]

The sausages are done.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

It is time.

 

[UltraDeth]

There's something rotten in the neighbourhood.

 

[FPLOON]

You witness the drop...

 

[UltraDeth]

The 1960s have come back.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

For you, the 1960's never left!

 

[FPLOON]

You forgot there was an Apatow-verse until JUST NOW...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You lurk around, waiting for someone to post something new.

 

[UltraDeth]

You're still erect.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

you've seen boondock saints more times than you can count.

 

[FPLOON]

You fed the beast in the basement...