You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[Barbas]

Prices have gone up.

 

[FPLOON]

Democracy happened!

 

[UltraDeth]

Hell had some drizzle.

 

[Barbas]

The snow is radioactive.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's been too long since you know what.

 

[Barbas]

...But not long enough since Thingamajig.

 

[UltraDeth]

The slime's coming home!

 

[Barbas]

There are gelatinous cubes living in the cellars.

 

[UltraDeth]

You're erect for anyone.

 

[Barbas]

Everything's super serious hardcore mode now.

 

[UltraDeth]

There's more treasures to unearth.

 

[Barbas]

The left strut's gone again.

 

[UltraDeth]

That thing in the distance is getting a bit closer.

 

[Barbas]

There's an Ekans in your boot.

 

[UltraDeth]

The lights are still on.

 

[Barbas]

The frog people are coming.

 

[UltraDeth]

Grendel has delivered retribution on the city.

 

[Barbas]

The government's training mice to steal your cutlery and screws.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's looking very Gothic outside.

 

[Barbas]

Ghosts are raiding the kitchen and having a custard fight again.