You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[UltraDeth]

Paranoia is a good thing.

 

[Barbas]

You know the names of all the music tracks featured on RedLetterMedia's videos.

 

[UltraDeth]

The future was yesterday.

 

[Barbas]

It's nothing but Moskau.

 

[UltraDeth]

VR is real.

 

[Barbas]

You can bake an egg.

 

[UltraDeth]

The U.S. and Soviet Union have allied.

 

[Barbas]

You've crashed and destroyed seventeen bongos.

 

[UltraDeth]

Defcon 0 has been initiated.

 

[Barbas]

Bad guys are in the base bathroom again.

 

[UltraDeth]

You've finally arrived at LAX.

 

[Barbas]

They forget to pat you down.

 

[UltraDeth]

The French have nuclear weapons.

 

[Barbas]

You just can't get it up any more.

 

[UltraDeth]

Phineas Gage has won a beauty contest.

 

[ErrrorWayz]

You start to miss "is X sexist?" threads.

 

[Barbas]

You wonder what it's like in Connecticut.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's Elmer season.

 

[Barbas]

It's Fudd Friday.

 

[UltraDeth]

Brian has been canonised.