You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[UltraDeth]

You're acting your favourite horror games in the dark.

 

[Barbas]

You live and breathe memes.

 

[UltraDeth]

The boys from the Dwarf are back.

 

[UltraDeth]

Radiation levels are dropping.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

you have a posting rival.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's been awhile since you went swimming.

 

[Barbas]

...But you're still wet! o_o

 

[UltraDeth]

It's time for some Wine.

 

[Barbas]

You make wine from snail pee.

 

[UltraDeth]

A Polymorph is disguising itself as upvotes.

 

[Barbas]

All edges should be serrated, really.

 

[UltraDeth]

The Nazis are back for more.

 

[Barbas]

Banjo is starting to look strangely attractive.

 

[UltraDeth]

The new MK8 armour is out.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You wonder why Jim Sterling left.

 

[UltraDeth]

Your best friend is your husband.

 

[Barbas]

Whales can't be trusted any more.

 

[UltraDeth]

There's been big trouble in Little Havana.

 

[Barbas]

There have been fourteen terrible animated feature films this year.