You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[UltraDeth]

It's racist to speak Engrish.

 

[Barbas]

All you care about is pizza.

 

[UltraDeth]

You remember why the checkpoint system was made.

 

[Barbas]

You don't remember Neptune.

 

[UltraDeth]

The flag no longer waves.

 

[FPLOON]

You're the burning man!

 

[Barbas]

This is all starting to make a weird sort of sense.

 

[UltraDeth]

The stimulants are wearing off.

 

[UltraDeth]

Beethoven played his last symphony.

 

[Barbas]

Atlanta has been lost and rediscovered.

 

[UltraDeth]

The latest Aug is out.

 

[Barbas]

You have outlasted three epidemics.

 

[UltraDeth]

Some new games are out.

 

[UltraDeth]

The gates of Hell have been stolen.

 

[Barbas]

One arm has atrophied.

 

[UltraDeth]

Dutch oven is a legal means of torture.

 

[Barbas]

You've gained and lost seven bounties.