You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[Barbas]

Your tits have fallen off again.

 

[UltraDeth]

A shooting star has broken the mould.

 

[Barbas]

Monopoly pieces are now a form of currency.

 

[UltraDeth]

Weyland-Yutani have gone bankrupt.

 

[Barbas]

There's a snail on the ceiling.

 

[UltraDeth]

The homeboys are here.

 

[Barbas]

Harry Potter exploded in the third-floor toilets while trying to brew drugs.

 

[UltraDeth]

An alternate universe drove by.

 

[Barbas]

Red Dwarf's on again.

 

[UltraDeth]

You have your own COG tags.

 

[Barbas]

You know what a COG tag is.

 

[UltraDeth]

The funky bass was dropped.

 

[Barbas]

Someone found it and picked it up again.

 

[UltraDeth]

Ratchet and Clank have been inducted into over 20 halls of fame.

 

[Barbas]

Miller's taken his chuffing job back. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's uncool to be stupid.

 

[Barbas]

The Ministry of Truth has been raided twice.

 

[UltraDeth]

Squirrels have gone kamikaze.

 

[Barbas]

Mars is f***ed.

 

[UltraDeth]

To live is to die and die again.