You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[Barbas]

The Wheel Of The Worst has been around for ages.

 

[UltraDeth]

That Space Marine from up the road has been wearing that armour for 1984 Terran years.

 

[Barbas]

It still isn't over.

 

[UltraDeth]

My new Walther has arrived.

 

[Barbas]

Dodge has gone bust.

 

[UltraDeth]

The chocolate needs to be eaten.

 

[Barbas]

You look like you need a pork bun. Why haven't you bought one yet?

 

[UltraDeth]

One can now collect honour awards for a hobby.

 

[Barbas]

Your feet were replaced by little wheels at some point in your sleep.

 

[UltraDeth]

Someone put the spice Melange in the Bolognese.

 

[Barbas]

People are getting pretty blatant about their farts.

 

[UltraDeth]

There's still time for a crafty one.

 

[Barbas]

All the rooftop fire exit doors are bolted.

 

[UltraDeth]

The France V Kazakhstan game ended 2 - 1.

 

[Barbas]

France is now playing against North Korea.

 

[UltraDeth]

Antarctica is top holiday destination.

 

[Barbas]

Scotland has invented the Scotch banana.

 

[UltraDeth]

It has happened twice this week.

 

[Barbas]

...And it was a horrendous waste of grilled cheese and nachos.

 

[UltraDeth]

The sausages are perfect.