You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[Barbas]

You know what a hobgoblin is.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's National Tapas Week.

 

[Living_Brain]

You realize there's only two writers working at the escapist. Steven Bogos and Ron Whitaker...

 

[Barbas]

The tech team consists of either one person or zero people, and you're not sure which.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's fish for supper.

 

[Barbas]

The attic is crawling with folk singers.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's 800% off special items.

 

[Barbas]

The coffee is gone.

 

[UltraDeth]

That's Sir Pete Townshend to you.

 

[Barbas]

They smell cheesy!

 

[UltraDeth]

Scottish clans have been spotted in Cumberland.

 

[Living_Brain]

30 minute Minecraft videos just don't have the same allure that they used to

 

[UltraDeth]

I feel like Fencing.

 

[Barbas]

The new CM only answers to the name Indoril.

 

[UltraDeth]

Something smells strange in the neighbourhood.

 

[Barbas]

You have the number for the ferret exterminators on speed-dial.

 

[UltraDeth]

There are serious cases of Athlete's Hand going round.

 

[Barbas]

This has come at an already tense time with the increase in cases of Itchy Septum and Penis Elbow.

 

[UltraDeth]

There is martial law in Canada.

 

[Barbas]

There's Canadian lawmen in the marshes.