You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[UltraDeth]

God-Emperor Rimmer is visiting.

 

[Barbas]

Ace died again yesterday.

 

[UltraDeth]

Diaper sales skyrocketed.

 

[Barbas]

The Red Army's returned for another concert.

 

[UltraDeth]

There's now a West and East Korea.

 

[Barbas]

It's snowing in Cape Town.

 

[UltraDeth]

Soul Arts are taught in University.

 

[Barbas]

Mysticism's back in style.

 

[UltraDeth]

Penises are registered as lethal weapons.

 

[Barbas]

There's an army of necromancers comin'!

 

[UltraDeth]

Goro lives...again.

 

[Barbas]

Someone's found the Crown Killer. Again.

 

[UltraDeth]

Mr Denmark has come back from the dead.

 

[Barbas]

There's a putty snake on the table.

 

[UltraDeth]

London has gone gay, in that sense.

 

[Barbas]

You've lost your parasol in the sewer level.

 

[UltraDeth]

You remember Pre-YouTube days.

 

[Living_Brain]

You don't remember any of the rules so you just stick to games to stay safe

 

[UltraDeth]

There's more jobs online.

 

[Barbas]

You can lay a hollow poop.