You now have a Army of the last thing you killed in a videogame.
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Hmm let's see... I remember!
Could be good, could be bad, are they still under the influence of the Stormtrooper effect?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principle_of_Evil_Marksmanship
If so, then I use them for target practice... endless target practice. (Or form a massive paintballing team and win countless tournaments.)
If not, then I order them to drop all weapons and armor for the time being and I have an instantly available work force which I will use to simply help me and my friends get out of the poor, run-down area that we live in, after that, I'd form a PMC agency and rake in a lot of fat dollar for people wanting to pay for a fully armed (with LASERS), highly trained and competent futuristic security force.
Could be good, could be bad, are they still under the influence of the Stormtrooper effect?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principle_of_Evil_Marksmanship
If so, then I use them for target practice... endless target practice. (Or form a massive paintballing team and win countless tournaments.)
If not, then I order them to drop all weapons and armor for the time being and I have an instantly available work force which I will use to simply help me and my friends get out of the poor, run-down area that we live in, after that, I'd form a PMC agency and rake in a lot of fat dollar for people wanting to pay for a fully armed (with LASERS), highly trained and competent futuristic security force.
I think its fair to say I'm buggered, last thing I killed would be a scorpion from Tomb Raider last revelation. Though game before that it would be a stone gollem from Balders gate 2 so that would work nicely.
I've been playing a long-term game of Age of Empires against my friend, and I've been periodically moving towards his city, wiping out any resource gathering stations I find.
ALL HAIL MY MIGHTY ARMY OF CIVILIANS!
ALL HAIL MY MIGHTY ARMY OF CIVILIANS!
Well, the last thing I killed in a video game was a League of Legends Nexus. So, I have a huge ammount of things that constantly generate wave after wave of minions who only know to attack my enemies, and are happy to die for the slightest chance at my victory. I will win, eventually. Your resources are finite. Mine aren't.
A leadsled from Burnout Paradise. I guess a could sell a bunch for lots of money and take over the world that way. How many do I get?
I was playing Heroes of might and magic 5 and I just killed a dragon made completely out of partially hardened lava...
I win.
I win.
