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soes757

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SuperMse said:
"You cannot wish for more wishes, other genies, or the like"
I wish for a cloning machine,
I wish for the Genie to live in the cloning machine.
That is all.
 

Dethenger

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I would wish:

-to be able to manipulate my body as I see fit (this would include being able to hold my breath for long periods of time, how I appear, not having to sleep, et cetera).

-to be fairly adept at anything I attempt.

-to always have like, a couple of bucks. No matter what. Like, if I'm buying a house in cash, I'll pull out everything in my wallet, come up short, and say, "Hold on, I know I've got it in here," pull out like six or seven more bucks, repeat until it's paid off. I may suggest that whatever money I always seem to have is proportionate to what I'm buying, so instead of like six dollars for trying to buy a TV, I have like, thirty or forty.
 

joshthor

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shapeshifting
teleportation (the cool kind where i poof out in a cloud of black smoke then poof somewhere else in the same cloud)
telekinesis
 

Elb1anco

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1. I wish there were no rules on wishing.
2. I wish for infinite wishes.
3. I win
 

joshthor

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Dethenger said:
I would wish:

-to be able to manipulate my body as I see fit (this would include being able to hold my breath for long periods of time and not having to sleep).

-to be fairly adept at anything I attempt.

-to always have like, a couple of bucks. No matter what. Like, if I'm buying a house in cash, I'll pull out everything in my wallet, come up short, and say, "Hold on, I know I've got it in here," pull out like six or seven more bucks, repeat until it's paid off. I may suggest that whatever money I always seem to have is proportionate to what I'm buying, so instead of like six dollars for trying to buy a TV, I have like, thirty or forty.
the last thing would be like the coolest thing ever.
 

Exius Xavarus

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1. I wish for a magic wand that allows me to grant whatever wish I want, as many wishes as I want, with absolutely no rules.

2. Failing that, wish for that one little string you're trying to sneak into a "no strings attached" promise, never existed.

3. See wish #1.
 

godofallu

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Immortality + Ability to create/use magic

The magic is a catch all basically. You could do anything with magic. Get people to love you, use it as a lie detector, to turn invisible, create your own continent/super island, whatever.

The immortality ensures I last forever.
 

Blobpie

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-The ability to control my atomic structure (as well as others) Because you don't have true power until you can take apart the world around you then recreate it

-total understanding and knowledge of the universe

-and I'd wish that the genie would have a nice day
 

KelsieKatt

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Well, I can say for certain one of those wishes would be becoming a vampire in the classic sense. (When I say classic, I mean more like Dracula-ish stuff, not Nosferatu, I'd prefer to not be fuck ugly.)

With two small tweaks, that is. I'd still like to be able to taste food for fun on occasion, and not instantly splode in sunlight. More of a gradual unpleasant smolder so I at least have a chance to not get cornered in really shitty situations. I hate sunlight anyway so I don't care much about being a night-walker. Although, that could make having a life a bit difficult since everything would be closed during the night. Also, throw in some clawed fingernails too.

I suppose one of the other wishes would be to get ever single game every made that I would like along with the platforms they're for, if I don't own it already. This also includes receiving the most ideal version for me of each game.

I'd probably save the third wish for something absolutely crucial.
 

Racecarlock

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1. Power of god (Aren't I original?)
2. All government officials around the world gain 9000 IQ points and lose their instincts to be evil.
3. The genie goes free.
 

poodlenoodles

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1. the ability to reincarnate myself and retain memories
2. to teleport myself and others or anything i want to where ever i want, even other galaxies or universes
2. i want to know everything without going insane

if my ideas sound anything like other peoples sorry but i didn't read all the comments.
 

killerwack

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1- Shapeshifting (and to be able to do this to other people)

2- Shrink and Grow at will (ditto)

3- The ability to change any wish i want except for this one
 

theultimateend

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Complete control of space and time in a user friendly manner. As in I think "I want this to be water" and it becomes water.

I'll save the other 2 wishes, since they won't be necessary after that.

Racecarlock said:
1. Power of god (Aren't I original?)
2. All government officials around the world gain 9000 IQ points and lose their instincts to be evil.
3. The genie goes free.
I'd do #3 if it weren't for all the books and movies where the Genie kills everyone after being free.

Otherwise I like yours, good choices :eek:!
 

SergeantAnt

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strangemoose said:
flying
teleportation
infinite money
ill be set for life
Well why would you need flying if you can teleport? you can just keep teleporting higher or side ways if you want! I'd reconsider that one :p

Anyway!!!

1: Immortality (The one where i can't even get hurt!)
2: Teleportation
3: And the ability to shoot a beam out of my eyes that can turn ANYTHING to bacon :3. Oh god the power!!!
 

Rune342

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1)The ability to do anything I want at will, with no regard to the laws of reality, I wouldn't need any other wishes. If I wanted anything, I could make it appear. If I wanted something to happen, I could make it so.
2)A magic box that whenever opened, contains 5 strips of perfectly cooked bacon.
3)The genie's freedom.
 

SodaFen

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knowledge of EVERYTHING EVER.
mind control.
ability to easily master any skill.

^happiest I'll ever be.
 

EBHughsThe1st

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1. An afterlife that everyone goes to when they die. The schizophrenics and mentally challenged people return to normal, the crazy psychotics are kept in an area away from everyone, everyone gets good food, good times, and can be whatever age they choose to be, and everyone gets a house. A small cottage. And all the rednecks are on the faaaaaar side of the afterworld.

2. A watch that allows me to quantum leap back into myself from whatever time to whatever time so I can redo any mistakes I might have fucked up with in the past. God knows how much I needed this. Also, no major timeline ripples if I do something, and if I fuck up big time I don't cease to exist. And If I, say, get hit by a car or caught in an explosion, it rewinds time so I can go back five minutes before I died, and do whatever to avoid it. And I can summon it at anytime. And It's indestructible. And whenever I'm not using it it goes into hammer space. And no one else can use it.

3. A Genie that can grant me more wishes.
 

Soulfoodman

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1) The Pokemon universe is real without the glorified dog fighting. Growlithe/Arcanine would be the coolest pet ever.
2) Rich beyond imagination.
3) Be able to fly like they do in Dragonball Z. Let's face it. Most people are too big to ride a Pokemon that can fly and we can't all have dragon Pokemon.
 

Cpu46

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Ability to change appearance at will, causing no change to my consciousness.
Ability to create matter at will.
A warehouse workshop machining equipment.

First one is just because I like the idea of transformation. Later two are because I enjoy building but lack the resources and the means to create stuff.
 

SuperSuperSuperGuy

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I only need one wish: for the power to bend reality according to my own desires. Then I could make my own wishes come true.

I guess, since the genie's a nice guy, I'd use my second wish to set him free, on the condition that he does not suddenly turn evil and destroy the world.