You now have three no strings attached wishes.

[Exius Xavarus]

1. I wish for a magic wand that allows me to grant whatever wish I want, as many wishes as I want, with absolutely no rules.

2. Failing that, wish for that one little string you're trying to sneak into a "no strings attached" promise, never existed.

3. See wish #1.

 

[godofallu]

Immortality + Ability to create/use magic

The magic is a catch all basically. You could do anything with magic. Get people to love you, use it as a lie detector, to turn invisible, create your own continent/super island, whatever.

The immortality ensures I last forever.

 

[Blobpie]

-The ability to control my atomic structure (as well as others) Because you don't have true power until you can take apart the world around you then recreate it

-total understanding and knowledge of the universe

-and I'd wish that the genie would have a nice day

 

[KelsieKatt]

Well, I can say for certain one of those wishes would be becoming a vampire in the classic sense. (When I say classic, I mean more like Dracula-ish stuff, not Nosferatu, I'd prefer to not be fuck ugly.)

With two small tweaks, that is. I'd still like to be able to taste food for fun on occasion, and not instantly splode in sunlight. More of a gradual unpleasant smolder so I at least have a chance to not get cornered in really shitty situations. I hate sunlight anyway so I don't care much about being a night-walker. Although, that could make having a life a bit difficult since everything would be closed during the night. Also, throw in some clawed fingernails too.

I suppose one of the other wishes would be to get ever single game every made that I would like along with the platforms they're for, if I don't own it already. This also includes receiving the most ideal version for me of each game.

I'd probably save the third wish for something absolutely crucial.

 

[Racecarlock]

1. Power of god (Aren't I original?)
2. All government officials around the world gain 9000 IQ points and lose their instincts to be evil.
3. The genie goes free.

 

[poodlenoodles]

1. the ability to reincarnate myself and retain memories
2. to teleport myself and others or anything i want to where ever i want, even other galaxies or universes
2. i want to know everything without going insane

if my ideas sound anything like other peoples sorry but i didn't read all the comments.

 

[killerwack]

1- Shapeshifting (and to be able to do this to other people)

2- Shrink and Grow at will (ditto)

3- The ability to change any wish i want except for this one

 

[theultimateend]

Complete control of space and time in a user friendly manner. As in I think "I want this to be water" and it becomes water.

I'll save the other 2 wishes, since they won't be necessary after that.

1. Power of god (Aren't I original?)
2. All government officials around the world gain 9000 IQ points and lose their instincts to be evil.
3. The genie goes free.

I'd do #3 if it weren't for all the books and movies where the Genie kills everyone after being free.

Otherwise I like yours, good choices !

 

[SergeantAnt]

flying
teleportation
infinite money
ill be set for life

Well why would you need flying if you can teleport? you can just keep teleporting higher or side ways if you want! I'd reconsider that one

Anyway!!!

1: Immortality (The one where i can't even get hurt!)
2: Teleportation
3: And the ability to shoot a beam out of my eyes that can turn ANYTHING to bacon :3. Oh god the power!!!

 

[Rune342]

1)The ability to do anything I want at will, with no regard to the laws of reality, I wouldn't need any other wishes. If I wanted anything, I could make it appear. If I wanted something to happen, I could make it so.
2)A magic box that whenever opened, contains 5 strips of perfectly cooked bacon.
3)The genie's freedom.

 

[SodaFen]

knowledge of EVERYTHING EVER.
mind control.
ability to easily master any skill.

^happiest I'll ever be.

 

[EBHughsThe1st]

1. An afterlife that everyone goes to when they die. The schizophrenics and mentally challenged people return to normal, the crazy psychotics are kept in an area away from everyone, everyone gets good food, good times, and can be whatever age they choose to be, and everyone gets a house. A small cottage. And all the rednecks are on the faaaaaar side of the afterworld.

2. A watch that allows me to quantum leap back into myself from whatever time to whatever time so I can redo any mistakes I might have fucked up with in the past. God knows how much I needed this. Also, no major timeline ripples if I do something, and if I fuck up big time I don't cease to exist. And If I, say, get hit by a car or caught in an explosion, it rewinds time so I can go back five minutes before I died, and do whatever to avoid it. And I can summon it at anytime. And It's indestructible. And whenever I'm not using it it goes into hammer space. And no one else can use it.

3. A Genie that can grant me more wishes.

 

[Soulfoodman]

1) The Pokemon universe is real without the glorified dog fighting. Growlithe/Arcanine would be the coolest pet ever.
2) Rich beyond imagination.
3) Be able to fly like they do in Dragonball Z. Let's face it. Most people are too big to ride a Pokemon that can fly and we can't all have dragon Pokemon.

 

[Cpu46]

Ability to change appearance at will, causing no change to my consciousness.
Ability to create matter at will.
A warehouse workshop machining equipment.

First one is just because I like the idea of transformation. Later two are because I enjoy building but lack the resources and the means to create stuff.

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

I only need one wish: for the power to bend reality according to my own desires. Then I could make my own wishes come true.

I guess, since the genie's a nice guy, I'd use my second wish to set him free, on the condition that he does not suddenly turn evil and destroy the world.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

I wish that I knew what the absolute best thing ever would be to wish for in my remaining two wishes.
Then I'd wish for those two wishes.

 

[LiberalSquirrel]

-Teleportation
-Enough money to live happily for the rest of my life
-(would be withheld until need presented itself)

...Yep.

 

[Wushu Panda]

the vast majority of you completely wasted your wishes.

1. I want to be a Timelord.
2. I want to have my own TARDIS.
3. I want to be as clever as The Doctor.

 

[Captain Schpack]

Reality bending power of God (The all-inclusive power) [shape-shifting, creating objects out of the air, teleporting, telepathy]

A fail safe if I want to give up some of these powers

And I'd save the last wish

 

[NEREVAR117]

1. Godhood.
2. No one else can ever wish for godhood.
3. No one else can make a wish that could lead to me losing my godhood.

The last two are unnecessary as I would then have the ability to do it myself, but hey, let's go ahead and use what we have first.