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Wintermoot

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1. infinite money
2. immortality with ability to die
3. infinite wishes. with the first wish being that we have advanced space travel.
 

IamLEAM1983

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1. a stable, decent job I can't lose no matter what;
2. enough funds so I never have to worry about money for the rest of my life, but still not enough to allow me to stop working. Work keeps me sane, see;
3. peace on Earth. Or at least the guarantee that jingoistic flag-wavers will never again be holding the steering wheel, both here and in the US.
 

Sylvine

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Welfare, health, and happiness for everyone, forever. 'cause that would include me, obviously, and would leave me happy - so I wouldn't miss any other, more directly selfish wishes.

Yeah, it's boring. But it would be awesome.

~Sylv
 

Starik20X6

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1- Dr. Manhattan's superpowers
2- The ability to grant said powers to anyone else (and remove them if necessary)
3- Control over the flow of time
 

Helmholtz Watson

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-That I could obtain divinity (so that mean I could make myself immortal, and I could create aliens)
-That all religions were true and all the Gods that are worshiped existed
-That all major myths/superstitious beliefs were true.

Yep, that would be a fun world to live in
 

Joccaren

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SuperMse said:
"You cannot wish for more wishes
Ok then, I'll wish for...
, other genies,
FUUUUUUUUUUUU!
How about...
or the like"
...
You just had to cut it all off there didn't you?

Very well, as I now have to make a legitimate wish without exploiting loopholes...

1. Immortality in every sense of the word with the ability for me to end it at any time I so wish, albeit with a week delay between ending it and me becoming mortal in case I have a really bad day or something. In that period, I can change my mind and keep my immortality.
2. Complete control over all the forces of the universe. Aww yeah, I went there. Basically God now? What can I do to top this...
3. NOTHING! So instead I'll wish for some fun for myself in the world. My third wish is that Oblivion and all its Daedric Lords are real, and that a few portals open up in remote parts of the world. Then I'll just pop across and say hi to Shoegorath. We'll have a Mad time together AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (You get the point).
 

Phoenixlight

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-Infinite wishes ^_^
-A small box that would spawn £1,000.00 inside every day.
-To end poverty around the world and at the same time to project the understanding that having more than 2 children hurts the planet and is a bad idea.
 

gbemery

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1. a cure for my girlfriend's cancer
2. the nullification of all my debts
3. the knowledge and understanding to succeed at what ever I do.
 

Epicspoon

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Phoenixlight said:
-Infinite wishes ^_^
-A small box that would spawn £1,000.00 inside every day.
-To end poverty around the world and at the same time to project the understanding that having more than 2 children hurts the planet and is a bad idea.
that small box thing? why not exchange it for a box that has whatever you're thinking about inside it?
 

Blue Hero

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1.) Immorality.
2.) The ability to survive anywhere. Space, bottom of the ocean, whatever. I don't need no damn oxygen.
3.) A room full of dead bodies that never rot. I don't want dead people to stink up my house.
 

CleverCover

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1. To be so filthy rich, the billionaires are jealous
2. world peace
3. Genie's freedom

Yeah, that just about sums up the most important things.
 

DrRockor

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1. enough money to only work because i want to
2. there to be no insects in the world with no ecological ramifercations (probably spelt that wrong)
3. shapeshifting
 

Mafoobula

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Perfect shape-shifting. None of this, "oops, I forgot to include the heart in my image of a frog" crap. Everything, right down to my vocal cords (so I can give myself the voice of awesomeness I've always longed for) is subject to change. Also, none of this "can't become a t-rex because my normal body doesn't have enough mass" shtick. Perfect. Shape-shifting.

Absolute knowledge and expertise in cooking/baking.

I would wish for the genie to be reborn as a human, born to wealthy parents who will nurture the genie's pre-determined genius so s/he will grow up to be the one who cures all cancer everywhere, and then goes on to cure other things. I don't know, AIDS, I guess.
 

The Code

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Three unrestricted wishes, eh? *rubs hands together with a sinister grin* Let's get dangerous...

1. Flight. Any speed, any altitude, and the ability to withstand the ordeal. I'm not going for teleportation, as too many things could go wrong with it.
2. Pyrokinesis, Ferrokinesis, and shapeshifting. I would make fire-breathing suits of hollow armor as my armies and stab my hapless foes in the back at the same time.
3. I will never age unless I want to, and I can alter my physical age at will, plus the ability to, if killed, respawn at any location of my choosing the next evening following my death with all memories of my previous 'life'. I am technically unkillable.

The world is mine...

Also, OP never said anything about wishing fore more than one thing at a time. The wishes are rule-free, after all. "For my first wish, I wish for everything on this list."
 

Mufujumon

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1) Telekinesis
2) Hyper Reflexes
3) Reserve wish, likely to undue some tragedy that befalls me (someone I know gets paralyzed or something)
 

Phoenixlight

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Epicspoon said:
that small box thing? why not exchange it for a box that has whatever you're thinking about inside it?
Well I was thinking of a small portable box so it wouldn't be able to fit very much inside but your idea is interesting. Waking up in the middle of the night to a banging downstairs and being able to spawn a tazer or something would be very useful.
 
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Immortality (Staying my current age, physically)

Indestructibility (Even at a cellular level)

Teleport Ability (Without range restrictions. So that I have somewhere to go, when everyone on earth is dead.)
 

Scarim Coral

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Finally a genie who won't trick me (in scenerio like this I always have to make the first wish to have the genie mindset to my so that he won't trick me).

Anyway I wish for-

1 Billion pounds as in currency.
2 Being able to forseen the woman of my dream (more like a compile of the top ten list of woman I'm able to have good relationship with).
3 Being more successful in my life (having my career come true and gain new skills I had dream of).
 

Lazy Kitty

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1) Unlimited power.
2) The ability to use said unlimited power to do anything I want.
3) The knowledge on how to use said ability to use said unlimited power.

Who needs more wishes when you can bend reality to your will, create new realities and destroy realities on a whim?