You only have 15 minutes left in your life... What will you do with it?

[DangerFish]

burn certain papers delete certain files.

 

[Dango]

I would most likely make a thread about it.

 

[coppah20HE]

I've just spent five minutes reading other people's answers...

I'll probably spend the rest thinking of something funny to post here.

 

[GraveeKing]

OH NO I'M GOING TO DIE BORINGLY FUCK FUCK FUCK.
I would find the most explosive substances available. Swallow each one them (or lay them about) just as I'm about to die light a match - so when I die. I quite literally go out with a bang.
Nothing really that good other than a rushed fap you can do in that time, may as well make sure people remember you for an extra couple of years as they clean up your entrails eh?

 

[amucha98]

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[Baldry]

Run to the "love of my life". Profess my love for her. Grab, dip, kiss. Probably die since it'd take 15 minutes to run there I'm guessing. Oh and say goodbye to my family before I went for my run and probably phone up my best mates to say bye.

 

[Whateveralot]

Get a huge-ass knife, go to my neightbours, steal their car and DRIVE as fast as I possibly can, while driving on the wrong side of the highway.

 

[duncants]

15 mins isn't a lot of time. Probably call my girlfriend and tell her I love her, have sex if she can make it here on time, if not i'm still going to die while having an orgasm.

 

[Molander]

I would finally say to my friends sister that I love her, try to break a shelf by headbanging it and then if I suceed, I guess I would just wait and think about all the important shit I never did =(

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

1)Remove all my clothes and run through the streets sodomizing people.
2)Start a brawl in the city
3)Drink heavily

Any one of those things work.

 

[Molander]

Number three sounds great wtf, would do that too!

 

[Alrocsmash]

Since I have no regular sex buddy (dropped her a few weeks ago),

Run to the booze store that's across the street. Buy the most expensive aged bourbon they have. Buy the most expensive cigar they have. Return to apartment and play a game called "Lets see how many shots I can take and how many times I can finish to porn while smoking this 16 dollar cigar before I die." game.


That's a good game.

 

[FUAU]

Commit suicide immediately; I simply could not stand the waiting.

 

[Wareshinobu]

Brief phonecall of goodbye to family, hug cat, quick sex - though if in my last 15 mins of life my fiance is at work I'd be out of luck with the last one XD

 

[velcrokidneyz]

smoke a cigar, tell my ma what needs to be said, tell my father what definitely needs to be said (angrily) and wait the last few minutes i have.

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

Post a 'goodbye' online and go for a walk.

 

[Auxiliary]

Demand a great song to be played, pull a damsel on the dance floor and waltz away till my final moment.

 

[Declaro]

Email some folks and let them know, say goodbye to my friend (she's right here), call my Dad and say goodbye, pour myself a stiff drink or shot. Oh, and light up a fag, because fuck it, now they can't kill me.

 

[Dirkie]

Get a beer and message friends that i will be unavailable for an unknown time in the near future.