your avatar as a weapon

[soilent]

I get the MOBILE OPPRESSION PALACE!

Fuck Yea.

EDIT: Seriously, I think i win.

 

[IHateDaManSkirt]

I get a magical something-or-other. Cool? I'm not sure!

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

Ummmmmm,a hamster and tennis rackets?


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

[E-Penguin]

I get a sign saying "Stop Me"?

That might have been useful if I were in better shape...

 

[MurderousToaster]

An infinite amount of dancing Conan O'Briens?

I think that could be pretty neat. Although eventually I'll end up against a giant amount of dancing Conan O'Brien zombies.

 

[Dogstile]

Me. See that person? That was me LAST year. This year? My hairs even longer, I SHALL STRANGLE YOU WITH IT!

(seriously, i'm a pretty competent fighter, so i suppose i'm ok with the weapon XD)

 

[Reaper69lol]

Ive got one of those mantel troopers,thats alright I suppose.

 

[demoman_chaos]

Godzilla, I win.

 

[Socius]

i get a hip thrusting storm trooper? NICEEE

Well I supose his humping does more damadge than his shooting. If you give him a gun though you're screwed.

 

[DoctorWhat]

Invincibility, thy name is THE DOCTOR!!!

 

[BuchalBainne]

A cow?
Hmmm, I could use it as bait..... :/

 

[Socius]

I get a magical something-or-other. Cool? I'm not sure!

you sir, get an acid-trip. x3

 

[Clobbertron]

I get to hit people with CROCODILES! That is pretty rad if you ask me.

 

[Saarai-fan]

So I get a Jensaarai at my side as a bodyguard! Which is like getting a Jedi and Sith together rolled up into one. Awesome!

 

[FakingVanity]

I get an angry Zombie Muffin...in the Zombie Apocalypse.
Awesome or Ironic?

 

[etherlance]

Oh shit you mean that my psychotic tails is gonna come to life???

N-No!!!
This is an image of tails as he has just finished ripping knuckles into pieces and is about to eat Amy and Rouge alive while sonic is forced to watch.......and you just gave him the means to enter our world!?

"T-Tails??......get back tails....S-stay away from me tails"!!!!

*Chainsaw reving*

"N-NO N-NOOOOO.....*SAWING BONES AND FLESH*........AHH...ARRRRRGGHHHGHHGHHH"!!!!!!


Tails:"I....am....gonna find and kill everyone of you fuckers......and....I'm gonna eat your skin......*Manic laughter*......and there is nothing you can do to stop me!!!!"


.............."See you soon boys".....*Fading manic laughter*......

 

[r0mulu5]

humanoid typhoon? oh yeah!!
can destroy through the power of LOVE AND PEACE... that or the angel arm - whatever works

 

[SquirrelPants]

My avatar is too adorable to be a bodyguard! I guess I could guard her and bludgeon zombies with that acorn, though.

 

[Scorpyx]

Sweet! I get Trogdor!

 

[Zero_ctrl]

Well crud.
My bodyguard just fell into a pit of lava D: