your avatar as a weapon

[Socius]

I get a magical something-or-other. Cool? I'm not sure!

you sir, get an acid-trip. x3

 

[Clobbertron]

I get to hit people with CROCODILES! That is pretty rad if you ask me.

 

[Saarai-fan]

So I get a Jensaarai at my side as a bodyguard! Which is like getting a Jedi and Sith together rolled up into one. Awesome!

 

[FakingVanity]

I get an angry Zombie Muffin...in the Zombie Apocalypse.
Awesome or Ironic?

 

[etherlance]

Oh shit you mean that my psychotic tails is gonna come to life???

N-No!!!
This is an image of tails as he has just finished ripping knuckles into pieces and is about to eat Amy and Rouge alive while sonic is forced to watch.......and you just gave him the means to enter our world!?

"T-Tails??......get back tails....S-stay away from me tails"!!!!

*Chainsaw reving*

"N-NO N-NOOOOO.....*SAWING BONES AND FLESH*........AHH...ARRRRRGGHHHGHHGHHH"!!!!!!


Tails:"I....am....gonna find and kill everyone of you fuckers......and....I'm gonna eat your skin......*Manic laughter*......and there is nothing you can do to stop me!!!!"


.............."See you soon boys".....*Fading manic laughter*......

 

[r0mulu5]

humanoid typhoon? oh yeah!!
can destroy through the power of LOVE AND PEACE... that or the angel arm - whatever works

 

[SquirrelPants]

My avatar is too adorable to be a bodyguard! I guess I could guard her and bludgeon zombies with that acorn, though.

 

[Scorpyx]

Sweet! I get Trogdor!

 

[Zero_ctrl]

Well crud.
My bodyguard just fell into a pit of lava D:

 

[Mersadeon]

I get the MYSTERIOUS STRANGER. The guy that is unkillable, able to teleport everywhere he wants, wielding a Magnum that kills everything in 1-3 shots? Yeah, that guy would protect me. Also: Trench coat and a hat. And a cigarette, so I guess in 60 years, when he finally dies of lung cancer, I would be screwed.

 

[Daedalus1942]

While reading Ickorus' "Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse (with a twist)" thread, read it, its awesome, I saw a post by FreelanceButler that said, and I quote, "I originally though it meant your avatar was your weapon. That would've been awesome." I agreed with him. So here it is, your avatar as a weapon in the zombie apocalypse!

Note: If your avatar is a person, creature, etc, you get them as a bodyguard. So I guess I get a Space Marine terminator with lightning claws.

FUCK YES!!!!!!!

Okay... well I'm screwed. My avatar is a xenomorph. There is NO way that it would protect me as a bodyguard. It would likely just as soon eat through my skull rather than stop my brain from being eaten by zombies.

 

[trog08]

Oh dear... I am soooo boned...

 

[AngelicSven]

Well, I'm dead but every second will be hilarious till I die.
I suppose Leo's safe as he's a cat, lucky animals. >.>

 

[Thyunda]

I get an Armoured Core. Neat.

 

[Xanadu84]

You guys get something to help fight the little battles...thats cool.

I get the tools for the ultimate subjugation of humanity! MWA HAHAHAHAHAA!

 

[Matvejs]

me, i kill with a skate 5-0's

 

[Sjakie]

I am so screwed...until i convince him to start producing weapons grade nuclear material with his reactor.

 

[Bob_Bobbington]

Oh great, I get Blackadder and Baldrick. I just need to wait for those faithful words:

"I have a cunning plan..."

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

I get a twisted, evil Japanese man in a green suit wielding an awesome flute...trumpet...dagger, yeah, dagger...*cough*