your avatar as a weapon

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

I get Soldier...

 

[Haunted Herring]

I get Psyduck! He looks pretty mad so I'm hoping he can fight.

 

[KingArmery]

I get a band that could beat the crap out of zombies with their fists, their instruments, and their music.

Awesome.

 

[Stuntcrab]

Oh great.... a suit from stalker clear sky... I need a new avatar.

 

[thingymuwatsit]

BOOM dragon.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Keyblades? At least I'll never be locked out of a warehouse at inopportune times. And I get magic lasers and all that too. I get infinite magic, right?

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

I have a reality altering girl with near-unlimited knowledge... I should be perfectly fine.

Yuki uses universal rewrite...... It's super effective! Zombie Apocalypse over. So what are you gonna do now?

 

[vivalahelvig]

muahahahahahah! i am a nuclear middle finger! i can kill epople in a 50 mile or so radius!

 

[Assassin Xaero]

So, I get a double dagger thingy... hmm... well... can always hope the edges on the top/bottom are sharp I guess...

 

[spartan1077]

So I get my xbox avatar? Glad I have a first aid pack...

 

[DaJoW]

A near-immortal brilliant shapechanger with a knack for fighting and cruelty? Could do worse, though I'm not sure I'd really like to be close to him much.

 

[Muffinthraka]

I'll let my avatar describe his own feelings about this.

I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.

In my case I have two giant Ingram 98 revolvers, great!

Except... I may struggle to actually lift them.

 

[deadbeat503]

I get Dry Bones! He can nevar die!

 

[chemicalfire]

Well then, I've got a black hole. It's like dividing the universe by zero!

 

[A_Parked_Car]

I guess I get an SS Panzer Division? Useful I suppose, although a bit morally questionable.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I win, I suppose. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD BODYGUARD

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I win, I suppose. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD BODYGUARD

You would be his bodyguard.