Your awesome last words.

[Tirnor]

With my luck it will be something easily taken out of context.

"That was wonderful, ladies. The money is on the dresser."

or

"Hey, that doesn't go there."

 

[xOriigins]

" I wanna see him try that again "

 

[BigCat91]

As I grab my best friend by the collar pulling his face to mine, as friends and family look wide eyed at the spectacle.

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

Or

"Knock knock" My foolish friend "W-Who's there?" *Smile crosses my face*

 

[Drakmorg]

"Tell my wife I said goodbye"

"Hey, watch this!"

"Anybody got something they want me to tell the devil?"

"I ain't afraid of no Candlejack"

That's all I go-

 

[Falcon123]

"So long, and thanks for all the fish!"

No, but seriously, I'd tell my gf that I love her before saying, "Oh shit. I think I'm about to --"

 

[Suncatcher]

Options include:
During a fight to the death with someone I've been plotting against for years: 'I win.'

In some manner of freak accident: 'Oh no, not again.'

Slowly in the arms of a loved one: 'When I die, make me a penguin. I like penguins.'

'Stage two, complete. Beginning stage three...'

'Friggin' finally...'

'Beware... the Marmoset...'

'Death? No! My one weakness!'

[Say nothing, but grin as wide as you can manage and optionally wink at a random person nearby.]

'Aw, c'mon, I call do-over!'

'Ooh ooh, now what?'

'well, gosh.'

'I suppose there's only one person left who knows...'

'Let's try this again, shall we?'

'Ia, Ia, Cthulhu Fhtagn!'

"The gold is buried by the oak tree directly under the..."

You win.
Credit also goes to "Yes, just three."

 

[Evan Freidin]

"What does that do?"
or
"Well this sucks"
or
"I regret nothing but the fact that I'm dying. Also getting herpes"

 

[JaceArveduin]

I'd have to go with:

"Come on, what could possibly go wrong?"

 

[limping beaver]

"do you think this milk is expired"
"only one way to find out"

 

[klausaidon]

Arg.. i know that quote from somewhere.. its killing me, wheres it from?

I'd tell you, but it's the ending of a game that recently came out, so I don't want to spoil it for anyone.

But maybe that is enough of a hint for you?

 

[breadsammich]

"Rosebud;!;!;!;!;!......"

No reason I shouldn't leave my love ones with a little extra cash.

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

"It's better to preform a noble act, than to stand idly by. That way....you would be remembered as a hero, like countless others before me..."

 

[sora91111]

Before I die, someone promise me to tell my 1st period teacher... he's a tool.

 

[Powereaver]

that sex was amazing! *drops dead*

 

[MR.Spartacus]

"Necrophelia is a victimless crime" followed by a suggestive wonk. That ought to creep someone out pretty goodly.

 

[Blade1130]

"Whatever it is, I didn't do it!"
Or
"Everyone sucks but me..."
Or
"This is the part where you tell me not to go towards the light. No? Ok then..."
Or
"You can grow old or grow happy, I don't think I succeeded at either."
Or
"Called it, you owe me $10."

 

[jackpackage200]

"I'll be back"

just to fuck with everyone at my death bed

 

[Penguinishka]

"Worth it."

 

[CobraX]

"You're right. That is pretty funny."

After All That I Still Would have saved you

OP: My last words: "It's been fun, See you guys around"