Your awesome last words.

[Suncatcher]

Options include:
During a fight to the death with someone I've been plotting against for years: 'I win.'

In some manner of freak accident: 'Oh no, not again.'

Slowly in the arms of a loved one: 'When I die, make me a penguin. I like penguins.'

'Stage two, complete. Beginning stage three...'

'Friggin' finally...'

'Beware... the Marmoset...'

'Death? No! My one weakness!'

[Say nothing, but grin as wide as you can manage and optionally wink at a random person nearby.]

'Aw, c'mon, I call do-over!'

'Ooh ooh, now what?'

'well, gosh.'

'I suppose there's only one person left who knows...'

'Let's try this again, shall we?'

'Ia, Ia, Cthulhu Fhtagn!'

"The gold is buried by the oak tree directly under the..."

You win.
Credit also goes to "Yes, just three."

 

[Evan Freidin]

"What does that do?"
or
"Well this sucks"
or
"I regret nothing but the fact that I'm dying. Also getting herpes"

 

[JaceArveduin]

I'd have to go with:

"Come on, what could possibly go wrong?"

 

[limping beaver]

"do you think this milk is expired"
"only one way to find out"

 

[klausaidon]

Arg.. i know that quote from somewhere.. its killing me, wheres it from?

I'd tell you, but it's the ending of a game that recently came out, so I don't want to spoil it for anyone.

But maybe that is enough of a hint for you?

 

[breadsammich]

"Rosebud;!;!;!;!;!......"

No reason I shouldn't leave my love ones with a little extra cash.

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

"It's better to preform a noble act, than to stand idly by. That way....you would be remembered as a hero, like countless others before me..."

 

[sora91111]

Before I die, someone promise me to tell my 1st period teacher... he's a tool.

 

[Powereaver]

that sex was amazing! *drops dead*

 

[MR.Spartacus]

"Necrophelia is a victimless crime" followed by a suggestive wonk. That ought to creep someone out pretty goodly.

 

[Blade1130]

"Whatever it is, I didn't do it!"
Or
"Everyone sucks but me..."
Or
"This is the part where you tell me not to go towards the light. No? Ok then..."
Or
"You can grow old or grow happy, I don't think I succeeded at either."
Or
"Called it, you owe me $10."

 

[jackpackage200]

"I'll be back"

just to fuck with everyone at my death bed

 

[Penguinishka]

"Worth it."

 

[CobraX]

"You're right. That is pretty funny."

After All That I Still Would have saved you

OP: My last words: "It's been fun, See you guys around"

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

"Brb, rebooting"

Then my tombstone could say something like "Server crashed" or whatever.

 

[nyttyn]

Last Words? Why not zoidberg?

 

[Denariax]

"Up up down down left right left right bee aye staaaaaaaart!"

 

[Blue Musician]

"Finally, what I was ready for a long time ago..."

 

[Womplord]

"Tell my wife I said... Hitler was right"

"My stash of porn is buried under-"

"That's all folks!"

"My amazing secret is- URGH"

"Tell my wife... I never loved her"

 

[zerobudgetgamer]

If I was in a heavily populated area, I'd shout as loudly and as quickly as I could,

"God is real, religion exists, and He wants us all to devote our lives to worshipping Him, and if this is not the God's Honest Truth, then may he strike me dead!"

Less Populated Area,

"Rule 34. Never Forget...Rule 34!!!"