Your awesome last words.

[AM City Watch]

Either
"Be seeing you..."
or
"Oh, well. I'll know better next time."

 

[Link4422]

"What's this button do?"

 

[Trull]

"The secret... To the formula is... is... *dies*"

 

[roostuf]

"Do not weep for me for i shall return anew as a thousand minds in a thousand forms, do not lay-low my cadaver for it will join the unremembered ranks of the rot'ed dead soon, and so shall you."

 

[zombones]

"Mors nihil nisi principium." (trans. from Latin: "Death is only the beginning.")

I hate it when people use latin, It really isn't cool

 

[EGtodd09]

"What duck?" or something similarly hilarious.

 

[Ladd Russo]

Pretend I'm saying something profound...

Or perhaps,

Oh shit, I hate it when I'm right.

Or maybe,

I fucking knew it!

Most likely:

Well would you look at that, doctor, I win.

 

[WJohnno]

"I'll never die!"

 

[Ladd Russo]

Fuck it, you win.

 

[bsga22]

I f***ed your wife. *dies*

 

[Ulfserker5]

Death is nothing compared to vindication.

 

[hiks89]

"what bus?"

 

[Quazimofo]

"Don't be silly. There's no way they could hit us from that dist--"

Didn't I hear a story about an actual officer who said this in one of the World Wars and died before he could finish the sentence? I could've sworn I had...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again - I'll probably quote Karl Marx on my deathbed. "Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."

im pretty sure it is a quote from either the revolutionary war or the war of 1812, from a british general.

as for my final words.... i have no idea. got way too long until i die of natural causes.... probably.

if its not natural causes, then it is a near guarantee that my final words shall be
"don't worry, this will work!"

 

[Zio_IV]

"My only regret is...that I have...Bone-itis." (dies)

 

[CScuff]

"You'll never get your hands on the Krabby Patty secret formuler."

"Please insert Disc 2."

"Saving. Don't turn off the power..."

 

[Tirnor]

With my luck it will be something easily taken out of context.

"That was wonderful, ladies. The money is on the dresser."

or

"Hey, that doesn't go there."

 

[xOriigins]

" I wanna see him try that again "

 

[BigCat91]

As I grab my best friend by the collar pulling his face to mine, as friends and family look wide eyed at the spectacle.

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

Or

"Knock knock" My foolish friend "W-Who's there?" *Smile crosses my face*

 

[Drakmorg]

"Tell my wife I said goodbye"

"Hey, watch this!"

"Anybody got something they want me to tell the devil?"

"I ain't afraid of no Candlejack"

That's all I go-

 

[Falcon123]

"So long, and thanks for all the fish!"

No, but seriously, I'd tell my gf that I love her before saying, "Oh shit. I think I'm about to --"