Your awesome last words.

[Gothproxy]

It's about damn time....

 

[notebook_holder]

"Why the hell won't the stove light? *click click* come on dammit. *Click, BOOM!*" Note this already happened once and I lost my eyebrows

 

[puncturedrectum]

"I REGRET NOTHING!ESPECIALLY THE HEROIN USE and/or TRAFFICKING"

 

[mrdude2010]

"I bet you can't shoot this beer can off my head."

"Sure I can pass this guy."

"Moose.... Indian..."

 

[Zeraki]

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".

Or

-while reaching to the ceiling- "It's a giant mushroom... MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!!!"-thud-

Or

"I've seen things... that you people wouldn't believe".

 

[AM City Watch]

Either
"Be seeing you..."
or
"Oh, well. I'll know better next time."

 

[Link4422]

"What's this button do?"

 

[Trull]

"The secret... To the formula is... is... *dies*"

 

[roostuf]

"Do not weep for me for i shall return anew as a thousand minds in a thousand forms, do not lay-low my cadaver for it will join the unremembered ranks of the rot'ed dead soon, and so shall you."

 

[zombones]

"Mors nihil nisi principium." (trans. from Latin: "Death is only the beginning.")

I hate it when people use latin, It really isn't cool

 

[EGtodd09]

"What duck?" or something similarly hilarious.

 

[Ladd Russo]

Pretend I'm saying something profound...

Or perhaps,

Oh shit, I hate it when I'm right.

Or maybe,

I fucking knew it!

Most likely:

Well would you look at that, doctor, I win.

 

[WJohnno]

"I'll never die!"

 

[Ladd Russo]

Fuck it, you win.

 

[bsga22]

I f***ed your wife. *dies*

 

[Ulfserker5]

Death is nothing compared to vindication.

 

[hiks89]

"what bus?"

 

[Quazimofo]

"Don't be silly. There's no way they could hit us from that dist--"

Didn't I hear a story about an actual officer who said this in one of the World Wars and died before he could finish the sentence? I could've sworn I had...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again - I'll probably quote Karl Marx on my deathbed. "Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."

im pretty sure it is a quote from either the revolutionary war or the war of 1812, from a british general.

as for my final words.... i have no idea. got way too long until i die of natural causes.... probably.

if its not natural causes, then it is a near guarantee that my final words shall be
"don't worry, this will work!"

 

[Zio_IV]

"My only regret is...that I have...Bone-itis." (dies)

 

[CScuff]

"You'll never get your hands on the Krabby Patty secret formuler."

"Please insert Disc 2."

"Saving. Don't turn off the power..."