I'm sorry to say that this thread is irrelevant because the world's most awesome last words were already uttered by Oscar Wilde. For those of you who have never heard of Oscar Wilde and/or what his awesome last words were I will explain. Oscar Wilde was an English author who wrote a series of witty and funny works, most famously his novel "The Picture of Dorian Grey." In the last days of his life he was stuck in his home. Right before his death he looked up and said "Either that wallpaper goes or I do." Best. Last words. EVER. To the specific thread, my last words would be "I've one last move to make." followed by maniacal laughter.