Your awesome last words.

[Icyheart]

If my children/grandchildren are there: "Don't worry. I'll be back."
If my older relatives are there: "I'll tell everyone you said 'hi'."
If it's just my friends: "It's not over yet."
If it's in a fight and I manage to kill my opponent: look up and growl: "Here I come, you bastard!"
If it's in a fight and I don't kill him: "Damn. That hurt more than I thought."

Dammit. I thought I could come up with something funny, but I got nothing else.

 

[Tommeh Brownleh]

I don't want to say anything when I die. I want to just silently take a bow, and then gracefully die. If I can't do that, I want to make my funeral a funny event, starting with the casket being empty except for a sign saying "Out to Lunch."

 

[Cpu46]

"Here begins the next adventure!"

"Remember me as a one dimensional character. Oh my! Hmmmm!"

"Giant. Freaking. Statue"

"I give my epic loot to "

 

[kouriichi]

Me: "The.... Game....."
Everyone in the room: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"

 

[webbybubble]

I DIE... FOR.... DEMOCRACY...

 

[Anthony Abney]

"Oh my God! it all makes sense now! the meaning of life is."

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"Ugh ugh. I'm dying, you idiot!"

 

[Gennadios]

"Bury me a G" Or maybe "I've been slipped a Jeffrey, where's my fuzzy wall?"

 

[Lev The Red]

"i'm not dying, only sleeping."

 

[Edavies696]

"who's the world gonna revolve around now?"

 

[DEATHROAD]

"With my last breath I curse Zoidberg"

Nice one xD

OT: Either "Respawning in 3.. 2.. 1.."
"Logging Out in 10..9..8.."
or possibly more dramticly
Turn to the nearest person whos name i know "Insert name here.. I knew, i always knew, and i told everyone.."

 

[Wilko316]

"I hope God forgives my Atheism."

 

[General BrEeZy]

"come now, my fellow man, now is no time to be making enemies"
voltaires last works work very well!

 

[hotsauceman]

My last words will be a clue to a puzzle, and it will be given to the youngest.
It will lead him along a decades long journy to find the "Secret of our past"
In which he will find buried in the family graveyard(yup my family has a graveyard) And it will be DVD's of my little pony and a troll face.

 

[DEATHROAD]

"You're right. That is pretty funny."

Arg.. i know that quote from somewhere.. its killing me, wheres it from?

 

[darthotaku]

"Sorry ladies, I can only pleasure you three times in one night. oh what the heck, once more can't hurt..."

 

[Rodrigo Girao]

"To the last I grapple with thee; from hell?s heart I stab at thee; for hate?s sake I spit my last breath at thee." - Melville

 

[Radek1994]

"Earth was merely a set back."

 

[Tao_Tzu]

"Mors nihil nisi principium." (trans. from Latin: "Death is only the beginning.")

 

[WanderingBiscuits]

"Hm. I think i'll take the red pill"

"Candy if i get your van? Seems Legit!"