Your awesome last words.

[Floggo]

*WINDOWS ERROR*

 

[deletethisone]

"F**k you guise, I'm going on vacation."

 

[Icehearted]

I remember Gary Dell'abate's father dying, and Gary talked about his final moments. If I remember it right, Gary said his mother told Gary's dad that it was okay to die, and Gary's dad, like a boss, looks right at her and says "shut up" before dying.

There's just no topping that.

 

[JesterRaiin]

"I am Beowulf !"

 

[6_Qubed]

http://www.youtube.com/embed/LkIqccMRTNo

Fast forward to about a minute and five seconds. Carlin had a better idea than I ever could, and he had it about seven years before I was even born.

RIP you old fuck.

 

[Spaghetti]

"Hmm, it's not so much an afterlife, more a sort of après-vie..."

If I'm going out, it's on an obscure reference

 

[KishinZero]

I would like to confuse them so I would probably say something like
"Hey, want to see a magic trick? Watch this." then die.

 

[Sanctus Hospes]

Make sure you bury me deep you bastards...

 

[Nibblitman]

"It was all......FOR PONY!"

 

[zomnomnom]

"I'll be back. For your brains."

 

[Genericjim101]

"You're right. That is pretty funny."

Don't ... I has a sad nao : (

"It was Professor Plum with your mother in the conservatory"

 

[NinjaCatStudios]

"Well.....this sucks"
or
"Screw this. I'm going home."
or
"Tell (insert guy I used to know's name here) I hate him" I even have the person in mind for this one.
or
"Peace Off. Outro of Darkness then Redness then Whiteness then Deadness"
or
"Prepare for the end. Hah not really. I'm haunting your asses."
or more probably
"See you on the other side"

Hehe, Tobuscus reference FTW.
You'd have to do the "HURGH!" and jump to the side.

I'd probably say something like "GODANGIT IM DEAD NO IM DEAD IM ALLERGIC TO DEATH ARGHGG!"

 

[Dan Steele]

I plan to leave this world the same way I entered

Screaming and covered in blood

 

[ZeroDotZero]

"Releasing direct control"

Releasin... oh damn.

'We held the line!'

 

[Pinkamena]

"I never, ever loved any of you. Never."
"I SEE PONIES, PONIES EVERYWHERE"
Yeah. I got nothing.

 

[Newtonyd]

"I wonder if I'll crap when I die. Oh shit!"

Alternately: "Pull my finger."

 

[Andy Shandy]

As always when this thread comes up, I have two responses, both from Futurama.

Spoiler

or

(This one isn't great quality)

 

[Something Amyss]

"I don't want to go!"

And then someone else will saunter off in my place.

 

[6unn3r]

I hid my millions in the....