Your Biggest Epic Fail

[dfcrackhead]

I was walking in a park with my gf and I saw this woman pushing a stroller. In the stroller was a jug of water and a baby. I didn't see the baby and I thought it would be good for a laugh so I pointed and said "Hey that baby looks like a jug of water!" The mother shot me some evil ass look, and my gf hit me and asked wtf I was thinking insulting someones baby

 

[Nivag the Owl]

I just thought I'd share this completely forgotten memory that my brother told me yesterday. This is technically his epic fail. Before I continue I just need to let you know that our front door splits in half horizontally so the top half can be open for fresh air or smoking or something.

There was this one time my bro stayed home sick from school. When I was walking home, he decided to hide under the bottom half of the door. When he jumped up and surprised me I punched him straight in the face as a reaction.

I was walking in a park with my gf and I saw this woman pushing a stroller. In the stroller was a jug of water and a baby. I didn't see the baby and I thought it would be good for a laugh so I pointed and said "Hey that baby looks like a jug of water!" The mother shot me some evil ass look, and my gf hit me and asked wtf I was thinking insulting someones baby

Ahaha. That is legendary.

 

[GamingAwesome1]

I tried to scooter down a hill and was out cold for an hour, on my own, in some fucking woods.

I'm suprised I wasn't raped, killed or robbed,

I'm also annoyed that no-one came to find me.

 

[IamQ]

We were going to play tennis with the class and I had spent half the day bragging about how awesome I was on tennis.
When we got to the court the first thing I did was miss the ball, step on another ball and almost do a fonrtal flip faceplant.

 

[Biek]

I had a pretty epic fail at the gym the other day. We were about to start bodypump class and the instructor said "Okay! Today we'll see working out can be fun again." So I asked: "Did I miss anything?". The instructor answered a quick yes without looking up and turned on the music. Then someone came up to be and told me someone died in this room 2 days before. Apparently a man had a heart attack and a brain hemorrage at the same time, bleeding from every opening in his head.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

you crashed a moped?

honestly? those things move at like, jogging pace

Not this one. It was the kind you need a license for driving. It could run up to 80 kilometers per hour downhill. Also I think the previous owner had amped up the engine a little, since it showed telltale signs of tampering.

I don't know about you, but I don't "jog" in those kinds of speeds myself.

 

[VanityGirl]

I skiied into a "Danger Slow Down" because I was going to fast. Almost ripped the thing in half. Ski patrol was not pleased.

 

[IamQ]

Time I was going to take off my jumper, mind broke somewhere, and I took my pants off instead.

Wow, just wow...

 

[drakenabarion]

College had a promotion of energy drink. They were being handed out free. People at ever door.

I drank 15 or so in a few hours.

I slept for 36 hours after without waking.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Chatting up a girl (as I do) and then finding out that she was lesbian and not interested.

Oh, how my friends laughed.

 

[Peanut Butter]

i was getting pizza with my friend and we were paying and i accidentally dropped the 10 pound note as the waitress took it from me. i thought she was gunna pick it up and my friend gives me a shocked look then gets it for her. Later on outside the restaurant hes like dude wtf didnt u pick it up? And im like well she dropped it. He looks at me and goes she was pregnant u tard. and i had honestly just thought she was fat!

 

[Fellwarden]

There was one time I had one of those classic cartoon moments. I was going out on the veranda, which had a glass door. I didn't notice the very clean glass door was closed. I walk straight into it just as my brother entered the room. He broke out laughing so hard he almost fell over. I joined him in laughter, it was hilarious

Once when I was riding my bike (I think I was 6-7 years old) a friend of mine got me to do something incredibly stupid, which ended in me hitting the ground so hard that my parents heard the impact through 4 thick walls, 40 yards away. I woke up 10 minutes later, laying on the couch. Half my face was one big wound, I could almost be called two-face. I am really grateful that my parents were very strict with me wearing a helmet while riding my bike, because without it I may have gotten brain damaged from that fall, it was really ugly... Needless to say, I have always wore my helmet after that.

 

[TheProfessor134]

I was on the phone with my friend while I was walking around campus. Then I started to freak out and ran across campus to my car in fear that I lost my phone.
My friend asked me what was wrong and why I was freaking out... I told him that I lost my phone. He said "Idiot its in your hand, you're using it". Heh.

Oh and this one time I was trying to show my boyfriend how to do the pop, lock and drop it thing. When I bent down.. My pants split open.

Woo me.

 

[Hokutan]

Accidentally hooked up with my 2nd cousin, she was hot though.

Gross

Oh and i was running away from my sister because she was being annoying well i turned the corner and ran into some glass that looked invisible.

 

[The Austin]

I bought Prototype.

(WOOT! I FINALLY MADE A WITTY REMARK! HUZAH!)

 

[Agrosmurf]

I have played SSBB once a week ever since the release date.

Next.

 

[Boffc47]

playing halo while massively drunk

 

[Sparrow]

I think I managed to kick myself in the stomach playing football once. Either that or a wizard did it.

I have another fail of a friend of mine though. He was on a spring board at the local pool, and he jumped a little too hard. His legs springed upward and his knee'd himself in the nose, then sprung off the board and into the pool.

 

[Kriptonite]

I asked a pregnant woman when she was due. She wasn't pregnant, she also was not due. It was very terrible.

 

[badgersprite]

Epic verbal fail:

After dancing my ass off at Mardi Gras, I couldn't be bothered to trek it all the way home, so, instead, I hitched a ride with a random hot girl (with big tits) and a few of her friends and just crash at her place. Well, we get to her place, with a little flirting a long the way, and therein, random hot girl decides to shed her clothes and reveal her aforementioned big tits without so much as batting an eye about it. Being the generally cool person that she was, she just kind of winked at me, smiled and said, "Hope you don't mind." And then, I, in a stunning display of all my charm and wit, casually shrugged and replied, "I've seen worse."

OO

Needless to say, nothing happened.