Your Biggest Epic Fail

[WhiteTiger225]

Rode down a hill that went below a 45 degree angle, full speed on my bike when I was 12. Hit the side of a car. My bike stopped moving, but I didin't. Testicles met handle bars and my testicles were pure black from bruising for a week anna half.

 

[WhiteTiger225]

Epic verbal fail:

After dancing my ass off at Mardi Gras, I couldn't be bothered to trek it all the way home, so, instead, I hitched a ride with a random hot girl (with big tits) and a few of her friends and just crash at her place. Well, we get to her place, with a little flirting a long the way, and therein, random hot girl decides to shed her clothes and reveal her aforementioned big tits without so much as batting an eye about it. Being the generally cool person that she was, she just kind of winked at me, smiled and said, "Hope you don't mind." And then, I, in a stunning display of all my charm and wit, casually shrugged and replied, "I've seen worse."

OO

Needless to say, nothing happened.

You wouldn't happen to be a Serial Killer, would you?

 

[badgersprite]

Epic verbal fail:

After dancing my ass off at Mardi Gras, I couldn't be bothered to trek it all the way home, so, instead, I hitched a ride with a random hot girl (with big tits) and a few of her friends and just crash at her place. Well, we get to her place, with a little flirting a long the way, and therein, random hot girl decides to shed her clothes and reveal her aforementioned big tits without so much as batting an eye about it. Being the generally cool person that she was, she just kind of winked at me, smiled and said, "Hope you don't mind." And then, I, in a stunning display of all my charm and wit, casually shrugged and replied, "I've seen worse."

OO

Needless to say, nothing happened.

You wouldn't happen to be a Serial Killer, would you?

Well, as a matter of fact, she was going to be my victim, so I failed at that too.

 

[WhiteTiger225]

Epic verbal fail:

After dancing my ass off at Mardi Gras, I couldn't be bothered to trek it all the way home, so, instead, I hitched a ride with a random hot girl (with big tits) and a few of her friends and just crash at her place. Well, we get to her place, with a little flirting a long the way, and therein, random hot girl decides to shed her clothes and reveal her aforementioned big tits without so much as batting an eye about it. Being the generally cool person that she was, she just kind of winked at me, smiled and said, "Hope you don't mind." And then, I, in a stunning display of all my charm and wit, casually shrugged and replied, "I've seen worse."

OO

Needless to say, nothing happened.

You wouldn't happen to be a Serial Killer, would you?

Well, as a matter of fact, she was going to be my victim, so I failed at that too.

*Pats your back* It's okay, you'll stab her next time... Infact, here! Stab this penguin JUST to make your quota! *Holds up a penguin*

 

[Nexus424]

Epic verbal fail:

After dancing my ass off at Mardi Gras, I couldn't be bothered to trek it all the way home, so, instead, I hitched a ride with a random hot girl (with big tits) and a few of her friends and just crash at her place. Well, we get to her place, with a little flirting a long the way, and therein, random hot girl decides to shed her clothes and reveal her aforementioned big tits without so much as batting an eye about it. Being the generally cool person that she was, she just kind of winked at me, smiled and said, "Hope you don't mind." And then, I, in a stunning display of all my charm and wit, casually shrugged and replied, "I've seen worse."

OO

Needless to say, nothing happened.

You win this thread buddy. And let me tell you that's not a good thing.

I'm sure I have had Epic Fails but I'll be damned to remember them at 2 A.M.