Your dark secrets

DragonsAteMyMarbles

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Nearly all the cocktails I like are bright pink.
THE SHAAAAAAAME don't look at me don't look at me don't look at me
 
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I had my first sexual experience when I was 8 and I had my first real orgasm when I was 10.
Me and my friend Yasmin were weird lol.

I have tons of other "dark secrets" but they're only secret because nobody asks about them. I'm generally an open person.
 

Alternative

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I have a large folder full of porn stashed away on my computer.

I buy COD every year.

I Work at Mcdonalds.

I'll let you decide which one if those three is worse
 

lRookiel

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I watch alot of porn, nothing wrong with that.

I am a brony, nothing wrong with that either. (however I will never share this info with my family).

I think that's it.

Alternative said:
I have a large folder full of porn stashed away on my computer.

I buy COD every year.

I Work at Mcdonalds.

I'll let you decide which one if those three is worse
Just for the record, buying COD is the worst. You sick bastard XD
 

AngloDoom

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I don't really have any 'dark secrets' since I'm not that interesting.

I mean, there's lots people don't know about me but it's not like I'm keeping it secret - I just don't know how to really say it.

I go through days where I can't drag myself out of bed in the morning, followed by days of being happy and hyper without a care in the world. Some days I think how much easier things would be if I was dead, and other days I want to climb a mountain just to see how beautiful the world from the top.

Other than that, I'm pretty much an open book. Ask and ye shall receive.
 

theultimateend

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Aris Khandr said:
Sassafrass said:
OT: I buy yearly sports games, mostly the WWE ones.
Frankly, the WWE games are better than WWE's main product these days.
I still don't know why they went with "WW" as their logo and the line "Get the F out."

When E is just an F with an additional dash >_>

They could have kept their iconic logo with a tiny tweak...

Terrible marketers.

SonofaJohannes said:
I like hentai.
Like, really like.
Much more than regular porn.
That secret isn't dark at all.

That's just normal right.

Everyone here thinks this right?

Right guys? No? Well...

At least everyone here can name the Hentai by a still from it...right? I mean... Oh dear. I'll see myself out.
 

Atmos Duality

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Guffe said:
I'm a Police Officer and take notes and track you guys down depending on what you type on these forums...
Well, at least Internal Affairs will have something relevant to do.
;)

OT: I keep most of my (boring)real life away from the online public, as a matter of professional security.

Given how some companies include background checks based on what you put on your social profiles (or flat out demand your Facebook account password), time has proven me right.

I dig the dragons. Get some tail. Rawr.
 
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I have decided that there are two people in my head.

There's me, and then there's Nicholas.

He's the nasty one.

A girl I was infatuated with forgot I existed for a month, when she asked for forgiveness, I wanted what we had back, Nicholas said that I shouldn't forgive her and that I shouldn't talk to her ever again. I didn't, and I haven't.

In retrospect, he was right. I'm much happier now than I was with her around.

He tells me that I can never have a long-lasting relationship and that on some level I don't love my girlfriend and that we will break up eventually.

I don't know why he does that, he says he just wants what's best for both of us and that he doesn't want me to get hurt, but it's mostly him and his mindset that has been the source of my short bursts of misery for the past few months.

I try to just accept him and not listen to him, but he knows how to get to me.

He's beneficial sometimes, he's a lot more confident/reckless than I am, and sometimes I use that to our advantage.

Welp, now you know just how weird I really am.
 

EeveeElectro

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I'm probably the whole person in the whole wide world who doesn't like cheese and onion crisps.
They're just... eurgh. I like cheese and onion just not together! Ewww.

I'm boring and also there's people who actually know me on here so no more unless there's a specific thing people want to know.
I really don't have any secrets :( I'm so boring.

EDIT: I just remembered, I hate Crunchies too! Everyone thinks I'm weird.
 

Doclector

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AntiChri5 said:
I am watching you.

Right now.

All of you.

*sips coffee*
Well, I hope you enjoy watching a nerd get drunk watching nostalgia critic and evnetually, inevitably, pretending to be a badass with a nerf gun.
 

Slayer_2

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I'm happy with my life and have no secrets that are really shocking or dark. I'm boring.
 

EvilMaggot

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after my 4 months in the military i started cutting my own arms because everything was just dull afterwards.. so i needed some kind of.. excitement again..

i like BDSM, to make a girl my slave..

there's probably something darker.. which i dont recall atm.. or just have forgotten about by choice :)
 

XSTALKERX

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Well I sometimes kiss my pillow and hold it tight and pretend it's a pretty girl.... Please don't judge me I'm just a little bit lonely.
 

Kae

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Lose 1d20 sanity points.
But if I told you they wouldn't be secrets anymore...

But anyway, yeah I have some, I'm pretty sure I've already shared some of them here before, don't really feel like talking about any of them right now and there are probably a lot I'll never talk about, but whatever, talking about those things is boring anyway.
 

Grogman

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It's not the biggest secret, since I've already told one of my close friends and I'm not too bothered about most of the other 5 knowing, but I'm bisexual and largely asexual (as in I'm not actively interested in sex at all). I would hate for some people I know to know this about me, though, even though I know they probably won't care.
 

Johnny Reb

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I'm deeply in love with my best friend, a closet bisexual, and the most popular kid in school. He's told me that he does have feelings for me but i have yet to grow the courage to reciprocate those feelings back at him.

Oh, and I've been labeled a domestic terrorist by the FBI.
 

BloatedGuppy

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Me? Dark secrets?

Heh.

Hah.

Hahahahaha.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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No, not really.